Your Misguided Opinions

In Short

• Force India still thinking about swapping positions
• Honda sympathetic with Palmer 1-armed rally crash test dummy replacement threat
• Rosberg mind games mostly pointing out Scherzinger yoghurt ads
• Alonso Montreal gloves recipients face lifetime of appalling luck
• Mclaren offer Alonso raft racing contract

In Random

• Earth Rejects Bernie Billions to Cease Axis Spinning
• Ferrari pace fears prompt Alonso teamwear alteration
• Rosberg F1 language challenge absence quit admission
• Hamilton to blame for not being able to blame Hamilton, says Massa
• MP4-30 to be new Alton Towers ride

In Tagnuts

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