Yeah but we’ve got your soul, Williams tell Russell
Williams aren’t asking George Russell for millions of pounds but do own his soul for perpetuity, the Grove team have confirmed. (more…)
Claire Williams unaware dad owns team
Claire Williams has forgotten her dad owns the eponymous team she’s allegedly helping to run. (more…)
Lowe recalls Williams performance issue diagnosis moment
Sirotkin hire nothing to do with money says fur-draped Williams team
Draped in exclusive gold ornaments, dressed head to toe in expensive fur coats, the Williams team vehemently denied their hiring of Sergey Sirotkin was down to his substantial financial backing. (more…)
Susie Wolff enters 2018 Williams seat race
Retired racing fluff Susie Wolff has entered the frame for the vacant 2018 Williams seat given it’s no less unbelievable than all the other possibilities being banded about. (more…)
Massa taxi meter out of digits
Felipe Massa’s taxi driver is still waiting outside the Williams factory with the meter having gone off the clock. (more…)
Williams line up promising youngster for Bottas seat
Williams, Stroll unsure who bitch going to be
New Williams signing, Lance Stroll isn’t sure whether the team or him will be the proverbial bitch of the arrangement for the 2017 season. (more…)
This Brazilian won’t do as he’s told for some reason, says Symonds
Pat Symonds doesn’t understand why Felipe Massa doesn’t want to move over. (more…)
Martini thought they were launching in Playboy
When Williams told Martini they were launching their 2015 F1 car in a classy, upmarket, specialist magazine, Martini thought they meant Playboy. (more…)
Bird drives motor vehicle shocker!!!
Some human with fallopian tubes has successfully pointed a racing car in the right direction. The person was allowed to complete the task last week at the Silverstone young driver…
Barcelona Garage Fire: Williams tell Mclaren thanks, but don’t need one of these
Venezuela primed for massive tourist influx
Venezuela is bracing itself for the world’s population to suddenly rock up on its doorstep unannounced, writes our developing world sightseer correspondent, Alan Wicker-Basket. (more…)