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Hamilton 2016 unreliability championship loss narrative tour continues
Lewis Hamilton’s expedition to find the last group of people on Earth still unaware the Englishman lost the 2016 F1 drivers World Championship because of reliability issues is still ongoing.
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“Whatever,” says Rosberg
Lewis Hamilton’s faint praise damnation of Nico Rosberg’s retirement announcement has been met with the universally acknowledged sign of total indifference.
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Whatever happens, I will still be World Champion of bellends says Hamilton
Lewis Hamilton doesn’t care what happens in the climax of the drivers’ championship as he will still be F1’s undisputed number 1 cockwand come the end of it.
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Rosberg-inspired Marvel superhero to always turn up too late to save the day
Marvel comics are to create a Nico Rosberg inspired character blessed with super powers but appalling punctuality.
