Lewis Hamilton's expedition to find the last group of people on Earth still unaware the Englishman lost the 2016 F1 drivers World Championship because of reliability issues is still ongoing.
Lewis Hamilton's faint praise damnation of Nico Rosberg's retirement announcement has been met with the universally acknowledged sign of total indifference.
Lewis Hamilton doesn't care what happens in the climax of the drivers' championship as he will still be F1's undisputed number 1 cockwand come the end of it.
Marvel comics are to create a Nico Rosberg inspired character blessed with super powers but appalling punctuality.
Lewis Hamilton is getting a spare face with a magnanimous expression made in case he loses the F1 World Drivers title to Nico Rosberg.
Credit rating agency Standard and Poor's have downgraded Sebastian Vettel's world titles to 'junk' status. The high finance twats announced the re-assessment following the German's latest, ongoing humbling at the…
Spoilt Vettel fan annoyed 5th title not added in December
4-time World Formula 1 Driver’s Champion Alain Prost has pointed out that, unlike Sebastian Vettel he had to win his titles as a Frenchman. “The Professor” was speaking following the…
FIA downgrade 4 World Championships to "Nelson Piquet" status
The word for second has had to be changed so all the F1 drivers don’t have to admit that’s all they now have to live for. Top F1 driver, Fernando…
Sebastian Vettel’s 4th world driver’s championship is going to be the one he’ll struggle to recall at future dinner parties. The 26 year old spent the beginning of the season…
3rd Vettel title already worth less than this Cash in the Attic stuff, think fans
Ferrari are to concentrate their resources on building a Terminator like out of the films. Having finished scraping the world's final barrel, the Italian team have decided the best chance lead…
Neutral F1 fan prepares to come to terms with supporting bad guy later
Fernando Alonso is basically Obi Wan Kenobi out of Star Wars, everyone has agreed.
Vettel only person left who thinks Vettel deserves title
Hamilton 2012 championship Mclaren odds now longer than 2013 Mercedes ones
Button “I can still win championship” joke cheers Olympic comedown Britain
Shrugsville: Who cares about the Formula 1 World Championship? all the teams that aren’t Red Bull just said, writes our meh correspondent, Jim Whatever. Arriving at the new Indian Buddh…
