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Bottas relocates Mercedes magic button

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Post published:August 2, 2021
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Bottas relocates Mercedes magic button

Hamilton magic button to be rebranded “Bottas mode”

Post author:Ed
Post published:June 10, 2021
Post Category:Formula 1

Mercedes' "magic" button is to be renamed Bottas from now on so absolutely nobody is left in any doubt as to the likely disaster should anybody be dumb enough to press the bastard.

Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 29, 2019
Post Category:In Pictures

Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

Bottas not the type of competitor who won’t let me win, says Hamilton

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 8, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

is Hamilton has once again praised team-mate Valtteri Bottas for not being Nico Rosberg: the dastardly German who wouldn't let Lewis win all the time.

Bottas comeback ends

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 6, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas’ comeback has ended after a record single race. (more…)

Wolff spotted walking new dog

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 5, 2018
Post Category:In Pictures

Bottas luck to be weaponised

Post author:Ed
Post published:July 16, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas‘ bad luck is to be synthesised into a toxic gas and deployed as part of NATO’s strategic first line of defence. (more…)

Bottas still thinking about overtaking

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 22, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas is still weighing up whether or not to overtake the car in front of him 2 weeks after there was a car in front of him to overtake. (more…)

Couldn’t be arsed in last 20 laps, Bottas confirms

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 10, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas has confirmed he couldn’t be bothered with the last 20 laps of the Hungarian Grand Prix. (more…)

Bottas day to be cherished now wishing to be forgotten

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 3, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Bottas not figured out Hamilton’s a twat yet

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 28, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton has not revealed his more twattish elements to new team-mate Valtteri Bottas yet and so the pair of them are getting along like a house on fire. (more…)

Temping better than permanent actually, claims Bottas

Post author:Ed
Post published:January 28, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Everyone knows that temporary contracts always work out better than permanent roles, new Mercedes recruit Valtteri Bottas has claimed. (more…)

Massa taxi meter out of digits

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 30, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Felipe Massa’s taxi driver is still waiting outside the Williams factory with the meter having gone off the clock. (more…)

Williams line up promising youngster for Bottas seat

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 13, 2016
Post Category:In Pictures

Raikkonen, Bottas hope clashes deflect burgeoning homoerotic attraction

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 3, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas and Kimi Raikkonen‘s hostility is just a desperate front hiding the simmering sexual attraction they have for each other. (more…)

Potato actually F1 driver shock

Post author:Ed
Post published:June 15, 2013
Post Category:Formula 1
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A bloke who everyone thought was a potato turns out to be an F1 driver, it’s been revealed. The driver had been hiding inside a Williams F1 car which, because…