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Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 29, 2019
  • Post Category:In Pictures

Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

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Bottas not the type of competitor who won’t let me win, says Hamilton

Bottas not the type of competitor who won’t let me win, says Hamilton

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 8, 2019
  • Post Category:Formula 1

is Hamilton has once again praised team-mate Valtteri Bottas for not being Nico Rosberg: the dastardly German who wouldn't let Lewis win all the time.

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Bottas comeback ends

Bottas comeback ends

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 6, 2019
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas’ comeback has ended after a record single race. (more…)

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Wolff spotted walking new dog

Wolff spotted walking new dog

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 5, 2018
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Bottas luck to be weaponised

Bottas luck to be weaponised

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 16, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas‘ bad luck is to be synthesised into a toxic gas and deployed as part of NATO’s strategic first line of defence. (more…)

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Bottas still thinking about overtaking

Bottas still thinking about overtaking

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 22, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas is still weighing up whether or not to overtake the car in front of him 2 weeks after there was a car in front of him to overtake. (more…)

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Couldn’t be arsed in last 20 laps, Bottas confirms

Couldn’t be arsed in last 20 laps, Bottas confirms

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 10, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas has confirmed he couldn’t be bothered with the last 20 laps of the Hungarian Grand Prix. (more…)

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Bottas day to be cherished now wishing to be forgotten

Bottas day to be cherished now wishing to be forgotten

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 3, 2017
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Bottas not figured out Hamilton’s a twat yet

Bottas not figured out Hamilton’s a twat yet

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:February 28, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton has not revealed his more twattish elements to new team-mate Valtteri Bottas yet and so the pair of them are getting along like a house on fire. (more…)

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Temping better than permanent actually, claims Bottas

Temping better than permanent actually, claims Bottas

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 28, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Everyone knows that temporary contracts always work out better than permanent roles, new Mercedes recruit Valtteri Bottas has claimed. (more…)

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Massa taxi meter out of digits

Massa taxi meter out of digits

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 30, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Felipe Massa’s taxi driver is still waiting outside the Williams factory with the meter having gone off the clock. (more…)

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Williams line up promising youngster for Bottas seat

Williams line up promising youngster for Bottas seat

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 13, 2016
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Raikkonen, Bottas hope clashes deflect burgeoning homoerotic attraction

Raikkonen, Bottas hope clashes deflect burgeoning homoerotic attraction

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 3, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas and Kimi Raikkonen‘s hostility is just a desperate front hiding the simmering sexual attraction they have for each other. (more…)

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Potato actually F1 driver shock

Potato actually F1 driver shock

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:June 15, 2013
  • Post Category:Formula 1
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A bloke who everyone thought was a potato turns out to be an F1 driver, it’s been revealed. The driver had been hiding inside a Williams F1 car which, because…

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IN SHORT

  • Bottas doing Bottas critics’ job better than Bottas critics

  • Forgotten Hamilton victories to join Schumacher ones, say fans

  • Record 14 day wait for Bottas critics comeback

  • Tifosi pretty pleased it can’t come to Monza, if it’s honest with you

  • Racing Point cheating right out of Ferrari manual, say Ferrari

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