Bottas not the type of competitor who won’t let me win, says Hamilton
is Hamilton has once again praised team-mate Valtteri Bottas for not being Nico Rosberg: the dastardly German who wouldn't let Lewis win all the time.
Bottas definitely going to figure in title fight say people who thought Ferrari would
Bottas definitely going to figure in title fight say people who thought Ferrari would
Bottas luck to be weaponised
Valtteri Bottas‘ bad luck is to be synthesised into a toxic gas and deployed as part of NATO’s strategic first line of defence. (more…)
Bottas still thinking about overtaking
Valtteri Bottas is still weighing up whether or not to overtake the car in front of him 2 weeks after there was a car in front of him to overtake. (more…)
Couldn’t be arsed in last 20 laps, Bottas confirms
Valtteri Bottas has confirmed he couldn’t be bothered with the last 20 laps of the Hungarian Grand Prix. (more…)
Bottas not figured out Hamilton’s a twat yet
Lewis Hamilton has not revealed his more twattish elements to new team-mate Valtteri Bottas yet and so the pair of them are getting along like a house on fire. (more…)
Bottas excited about 2018 Formula E opportunity
Bottas excited about 2018 Formula E opportunity
Temping better than permanent actually, claims Bottas
Everyone knows that temporary contracts always work out better than permanent roles, new Mercedes recruit Valtteri Bottas has claimed. (more…)
365 days till I no longer have to step over dogshit to get to my trailer, thinks Bottas
365 days till I no longer have to step over dogshit to get to my trailer, thinks Bottas
Massa taxi meter out of digits
Felipe Massa’s taxi driver is still waiting outside the Williams factory with the meter having gone off the clock. (more…)
Talking to Ferrari distracted me from trying not to talk to Ferrari, says Bottas
Talking to Ferrari distracted me from trying not to talk to Ferrari, says Bottas
Raikkonen, Bottas hope clashes deflect burgeoning homoerotic attraction
Valtteri Bottas and Kimi Raikkonen‘s hostility is just a desperate front hiding the simmering sexual attraction they have for each other. (more…)
Massa engineer wins bet he can make Massa do angry face
Massa engineer wins bet he can make Massa do angry face
Potato actually F1 driver shock
A bloke who everyone thought was a potato turns out to be an F1 driver, it’s been revealed. The driver had been hiding inside a Williams F1 car which, because…
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