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Bottas relocates Mercedes magic button

Bottas relocates Mercedes magic button

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 2, 2021
  • Post Category:In Pictures

Bottas relocates Mercedes magic button

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Hamilton magic button to be rebranded “Bottas mode”

Hamilton magic button to be rebranded “Bottas mode”

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:June 10, 2021
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Mercedes' "magic" button is to be renamed Bottas from now on so absolutely nobody is left in any doubt as to the likely disaster should anybody be dumb enough to press the bastard.

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Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 29, 2019
  • Post Category:In Pictures

Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

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Bottas not the type of competitor who won’t let me win, says Hamilton

Bottas not the type of competitor who won’t let me win, says Hamilton

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 8, 2019
  • Post Category:Formula 1

is Hamilton has once again praised team-mate Valtteri Bottas for not being Nico Rosberg: the dastardly German who wouldn't let Lewis win all the time.

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Bottas comeback ends

Bottas comeback ends

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 6, 2019
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas’ comeback has ended after a record single race. (more…)

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Wolff spotted walking new dog

Wolff spotted walking new dog

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 5, 2018
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Bottas luck to be weaponised

Bottas luck to be weaponised

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 16, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas‘ bad luck is to be synthesised into a toxic gas and deployed as part of NATO’s strategic first line of defence. (more…)

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Bottas still thinking about overtaking

Bottas still thinking about overtaking

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 22, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas is still weighing up whether or not to overtake the car in front of him 2 weeks after there was a car in front of him to overtake. (more…)

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Couldn’t be arsed in last 20 laps, Bottas confirms

Couldn’t be arsed in last 20 laps, Bottas confirms

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 10, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas has confirmed he couldn’t be bothered with the last 20 laps of the Hungarian Grand Prix. (more…)

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Bottas day to be cherished now wishing to be forgotten

Bottas day to be cherished now wishing to be forgotten

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 3, 2017
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Bottas not figured out Hamilton’s a twat yet

Bottas not figured out Hamilton’s a twat yet

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:February 28, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton has not revealed his more twattish elements to new team-mate Valtteri Bottas yet and so the pair of them are getting along like a house on fire. (more…)

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Temping better than permanent actually, claims Bottas

Temping better than permanent actually, claims Bottas

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 28, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Everyone knows that temporary contracts always work out better than permanent roles, new Mercedes recruit Valtteri Bottas has claimed. (more…)

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Massa taxi meter out of digits

Massa taxi meter out of digits

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 30, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Felipe Massa’s taxi driver is still waiting outside the Williams factory with the meter having gone off the clock. (more…)

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Williams line up promising youngster for Bottas seat

Williams line up promising youngster for Bottas seat

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 13, 2016
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Raikkonen, Bottas hope clashes deflect burgeoning homoerotic attraction

Raikkonen, Bottas hope clashes deflect burgeoning homoerotic attraction

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 3, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas and Kimi Raikkonen‘s hostility is just a desperate front hiding the simmering sexual attraction they have for each other. (more…)

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Potato actually F1 driver shock

Potato actually F1 driver shock

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:June 15, 2013
  • Post Category:Formula 1
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A bloke who everyone thought was a potato turns out to be an F1 driver, it’s been revealed. The driver had been hiding inside a Williams F1 car which, because…

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IN SHORT

  • Raikkonen retirement: pretty sure I did this years ago, claims Finn

  • Silverstone proud of latest Covid strain branding

  • Hamilton Knighthood: what the fuck do we call Sir now? ask entourage

  • Grosjean lists main F1 achievements as not killing anybody

  • Bottas doing Bottas critics’ job better than Bottas critics

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