Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title
Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title
Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title
is Hamilton has once again praised team-mate Valtteri Bottas for not being Nico Rosberg: the dastardly German who wouldn't let Lewis win all the time.
Valtteri Bottas’ comeback has ended after a record single race. (more…)
Valtteri Bottas‘ bad luck is to be synthesised into a toxic gas and deployed as part of NATO’s strategic first line of defence. (more…)
Valtteri Bottas is still weighing up whether or not to overtake the car in front of him 2 weeks after there was a car in front of him to overtake. (more…)
Valtteri Bottas has confirmed he couldn’t be bothered with the last 20 laps of the Hungarian Grand Prix. (more…)
Lewis Hamilton has not revealed his more twattish elements to new team-mate Valtteri Bottas yet and so the pair of them are getting along like a house on fire. (more…)
Everyone knows that temporary contracts always work out better than permanent roles, new Mercedes recruit Valtteri Bottas has claimed. (more…)
Felipe Massa’s taxi driver is still waiting outside the Williams factory with the meter having gone off the clock. (more…)
Valtteri Bottas and Kimi Raikkonen‘s hostility is just a desperate front hiding the simmering sexual attraction they have for each other. (more…)
A bloke who everyone thought was a potato turns out to be an F1 driver, it’s been revealed. The driver had been hiding inside a Williams F1 car which, because…