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Tom Cruise admits Mission Impossible story inspiration failure

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Post published:July 22, 2021
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Tom Cruise admits Mission Impossible story inspiration failure

Alex Albon delighted with new Red Bull role

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Post published:July 20, 2021
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Alex Albon delighted with new Red Bull role

Silverstone proud of latest Covid strain branding

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Post published:July 20, 2021
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Silverstone proud of latest Covid strain branding

Man with Silverstone tickets thanks the Lord

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Post published:May 18, 2020
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The father of 2 young children who had promised to take his family to Silverstone this year, punched the air upon hearing there wouldn't be spectators at this year's event.

Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department

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Post published:July 12, 2018
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The Mercedes team are to redouble their conspiracy theory efforts after their Ferrari-are-sending-out-Kimi-to-crash-into-us plot was immediately held up to ridicule. (more…)

Germans still bloody win at things go British GP fans

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Post published:July 10, 2018
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British Grand Prix fans were dismayed to learn that you can only laugh at the Germans for about 10 minutes before they piss all over you in humiliating fashion. (more…)

Swedes crash out of global sports contest!!!

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Post published:July 8, 2018
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Because we’re not as thick as the UK government, explains Silverstone

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Post published:July 20, 2017
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The BRDC executed the break clause of their F1 race contract as they’re not determined to rush headlong into a disaster just because some mathematically illiterate bell ends once figured it was worth it. (more…)

Stereotype fans disappointed British GP didn’t finish with fight in car park

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Post published:July 15, 2015
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Fans of sports events mirroring the stereotypical generalisations of their host country were disappointed the recent British Grand Prix didn’t wind up in a drunken fist fight. (more…)

This Brazilian won’t do as he’s told for some reason, says Symonds

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Post published:July 10, 2015
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Pat Symonds doesn’t understand why Felipe Massa doesn’t want to move over. (more…)

John Button, “watching the tennis”

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Post published:July 13, 2014
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John Button didn't notice all the people wearing pink in his honour at Silverstone because he was busy watching the tennis. The now 6 month dead co-progenitor of Mclaren driver…

Vettel dad to take on Alonso dad

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Post published:July 8, 2014
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Sebastian Vettel's dad is going to beat up Fernando Alonso's dad, it's been revealed. The quadruple champion announced the match up on Twitter after he'd just about had enough of…

Susie Wolff Silverstone woe: Perez talks up positives

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Post published:July 4, 2014
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Bird drives motor vehicle shocker‏!!!

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Post published:July 24, 2013
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Some human with fallopian tubes has successfully pointed a racing car in the right direction. The person was allowed to complete the task last week at the Silverstone young driver…

Mansell still thinking British Grand Prix was Adelaide ’86 tribute race

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Post published:July 6, 2013
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Nigel Mansell believes the tyre blow outs at Silverstone last week were all tributes to his famous 1986 title decider. The former World Champion had been observing the 57 lap…

Just thought it would be really funny, admit Pirelli

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Post published:July 2, 2013
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Pirelli thought having their tyres explode without warning at the British Grand Prix would be a total chucklefest. Speaking after the race where several of its products were reduced to…

BRDC ice and a slice Silverstone compensation

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Post published:July 11, 2012
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The BRDC are to offer spectators a gin and tonic for any inconvenience they may have suffered whilst attending the 2012 British Grand Prix.

Maldonado given career reprieve

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Post published:July 10, 2012
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Revised Friday Silverstone Timetable

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Post published:July 6, 2012
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Join us as 15 of the boats that took place in the original Jubilee celebrations and an inflatable queen and Prince Philip wave at increasingly bedraggled grandstands

Silverstone sartorial setback following Ecclestone fashion fatwah

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Post published:July 21, 2011
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Shennington International: Silverstone’s future as the venue for the British Grand Prix is under threat thanks to the poor sartorial sense of its attendees, writes our flimsy anorak correspondent, Clamidia…