German sporting catastrophe synchronisation most efficient in world, exclaims nation
Sebastian Vettel has managed to successfully synchronise German sporting failure by perfectly aligning his own metaphorical and literal car crash with that of his nation’s colossally embarrassing football team. (more…)
Germans still bloody win at things go British GP fans
British Grand Prix fans were dismayed to learn that you can only laugh at the Germans for about 10 minutes before they piss all over you in humiliating fashion. (more…)
Vettel confirms 4th title turns you into dickhead
Sebastian Vettel has confirmed that winning a 4th F1 title is the tipping point towards full-on bellendery. (more…)
Vettel very sorry for making FIA look hypocritical
Sebastian Vettel has apologized for putting the FIA into the impossible position of having to choose between their own integrity or money. (more…)
Hamilton Vettel bromance making everyone remember that time they ate at a Harvester
Hamilton Vettel bromance making everyone remember that time they ate at a Harvester
F1 working group to make abuse mandatory
The F1 technical working group is considering introducing a mandatory driver swearing period for each race from 2017. (more…)
Whiting still thinking about fucking himself
Charlie Whiting is still thinking about whether he should go fuck himself. (more…)
DVD rental store to file 2016 Vettel highlights under “comedy”
DVD rental store to file 2016 Vettel highlights under "comedy"
DVD rental store to file 2016 Vettel highlights under “comedy”
DVD rental store to file 2016 Vettel highlights under "comedy"
Fuck off out of our seas then, seagulls tell Vettel
Seagulls have told Sebastian Vettel they won’t land on his poxy track so long as he keeps out of their fucking sea. (more…)
Vettel toy-throwing curse finally enters Ricciardo
Vettel toy-throwing curse finally enters Ricciardo
Vettel to demand future overtaking attempts be submitted in writing, first
Vettel to demand future overtaking attempts be submitted in writing, first
Just a metaphor to show why invading Germany bad idea, Kvyat explains
Daniil Kvyat took the opportunity to show Vladimir Putin in person why invading a Western European country just won’t work like it did in Ukraine and the Crimea. And Georgia. And Chechnya. And Syria. (more…)
Vettel radio now available on blue button
Vettel radio now available on blue button
Panini team-mate crash sticker album now complete, beams Vettel
Panini team-mate crash sticker album now complete, beams Vettel
Vettel-haters confused by Malaysia feelings
F1 fans brought up on a sequence of tedious Vettel triumphs have been confused by spontaneous feelings of apparent affection towards the German driver. (more…)
Vettel given first stab at hiding “resigned disappointment” face
Vettel given first stab at hiding "resigned disappointment" face
Vettel hands back 2012 title
After driving the 2012 F1 Ferrari, Sebastian Vettel has handed back his World Driver's title for that season. The apparently legitimate 4-time driver's champion made the donation after undergoing his…