Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis
Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)
Dennis exit sparks Mclaren personnel final day board game rush
Ron Dennis‘ sudden removal from the Mclaren team as CEO finally let its employees have the chance to bring board games in for the last Grand Prix of the season. (more…)
Dennis just wanting to know what Mclaren looks like without writing on it
Ron Dennis believes the F1 world would have a completely different opinion about his Mclaren cars if only all this writing wasn’t obscuring its inherent beauty. (more…)
Dennis suddenly remembers 2007/08 Honda
Mclaren’s Chairman, Ron Dennis has suddenly remembered Honda ran their own team in 2007 and 2008 and were absolutely terrible. (more…)
“2nd first of losers” Dennis motivational quote finally destroyed
Mclaren have extinguished all evidence Ron Dennis ever suggested finishing 2nd was somehow inadequate. (more…)
Actually, we were going to set fire to our 50 million quid, sponsors tell Dennis
Major blue chip sponsors have been unable to hand over millions of dollars to Ron Dennis‘ Mclaren team because setting fire to it provides better value. (more…)
Button, Dennis cuckold bombshell
The reason Ron Dennis divorced his wife over 5 years ago was because he caught Jenson Button sleeping with her. Well he must have done otherwise why is the 34…
Dennis determined to out-arsehole Horner
Ron Dennis is absolutely committed to being Formula 1's top ballbag no matter what anyone else does - apart from Bernie Ecclestone. The 67 year old head of Mclaren announced…
Dennis comeback primarily to prove Hamilton wrong
Ron Dennis’ Mclaren comeback is motivated by a desire Lewis Hamilton can never say he was right to leave the Woking team. (more…)
Dennis admits Hip-Hop deficit
Ron Dennis has admitted his record collection stopped in the early 90s. The Mclaren Chairman was talking on the eve of the 2013 season about the loss of Lewis Hamilton…
Dennis confirms Mclaren Taco requirements
Ron Dennis is to ensure only suitably shaped Nachos inhabit the Mclaren motorhome.
Ron Dennis Faustian pact, “not panning out as hoped”
River Styx: Ron Dennis has admitted his 2006 pact with Beelzebub to improve Mclaren's speed for the forthcoming season may ultimately have backfired in unanticipated ways. Responding to questions about why he was…