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Red Bull Social Distancing Latest

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 22, 2020
Post Category:In Pictures

Red Bull Social Distancing Latest

Albon grateful for Mayfly F1 career opportunity

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 22, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

Alex Albon has thanked Red Bull for being given the opportunity to have his F1 career condensed to that of a Mayfly.

That’s Red Bull Wang!!!!

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 14, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

Red Bull have sent the bloke from their first team back to the second team they hired it from, joining the other bloke they'd done the same thing to in…

Austrian win triggers Verstappen Red Bull contract consequence memory

Post author:Ed
Post published:June 30, 2019
Post Category:In Pictures

Austrian win triggers Verstappen Red Bull contract consequence memory

Gasly hiring probably Renault’s fault, insists Horner

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 20, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

Red Bull Racing only ended up with Pierre Gasly because of Renault, team principal Christian Horner has announced. (more…)

Red Bull sign long term scapegoat replacement

Post author:Ed
Post published:June 22, 2018
Post Category:In Pictures

Baku GP signals Red Bull Monty Python tie-in

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 5, 2018
Post Category:In Pictures

Red Bull considering Verstappen XBox withdrawal

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 22, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Red Bull Racing are considering the nuclear option of removing Max Verstappen’s XBox if the driver continues crashing, it’s been revealed. (more…)

Red Bull hail latest Formula E driver program success

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 28, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Mateschitz discovers what black hole on balance sheet is

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 21, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Dietrich Mateschitz turned up at a Grand Prix for the first time and finally figured out why his company didn’t have an extra $1,000,000,000 in the bank. (more…)

Kvyat still deciding whether to cry on the outside

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 17, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Daniil Kvyat is trying to decide if he can blub in front of everyone now rather than just keep holding it in. (more…)

Future Putin vodka mixer to be vodka

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 11, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

After Red Bull’s sacking of compatriot Daniil Kvyat, Russian President Vladimir Putin has vowed to drink his vodka neat from now on. (more…)

Just a metaphor to show why invading Germany bad idea, Kvyat explains

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 3, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Daniil Kvyat took the opportunity to show Vladimir Putin in person why invading a Western European country just won’t work like it did in Ukraine and the Crimea. And Georgia. And Chechnya. And Syria. (more…)

Red Bull reminds world Infiniti a thing

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Post published:December 16, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Red Bull have reminded everyone Infiniti is a thing by removing itself from it. (more…)

Red Bull engine gods dance ruse fails

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 25, 2015
Post Category:In Pictures

Red Bull to have sport explained

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 12, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Red Bull are to be sat down and have the concept of sport spelt out to them. (more…)

Red Bull annoyed skillful cheating no longer obvious

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 6, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Red Bull are livid the current Renault engine is so lame as it has taken all the focus away from their brilliantly dubious rule bending. (more…)

Renault had 40 year head start actually, say Red Bull

Post author:Ed
Post published:July 7, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Renault are talking out of their arse about playing catch-up to Mercedes because they had turbo engines in 1977, Red Bull sports performance psycho, Helmut Marko has claimed. (more…)

Renault still honing perfect engine blow-up

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 30, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Renault is still trying to perfect the ultimate F1 engine self-destruct aesthetic and isn’t going to stop until it gets there, the company has revealed. (more…)

Renault just fucking French, ok? Red Bull admit

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 9, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Red Bull just can’t stand the French, the F1 team has admitted. (more…)