Red Bull considering Verstappen XBox withdrawal
Red Bull Racing are considering the nuclear option of removing Max Verstappen’s XBox if the driver continues crashing, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Mateschitz discovers what black hole on balance sheet is
Dietrich Mateschitz turned up at a Grand Prix for the first time and finally figured out why his company didn’t have an extra $1,000,000,000 in the bank. (more…)
Kvyat still deciding whether to cry on the outside
Daniil Kvyat is trying to decide if he can blub in front of everyone now rather than just keep holding it in. (more…)
Future Putin vodka mixer to be vodka
After Red Bull’s sacking of compatriot Daniil Kvyat, Russian President Vladimir Putin has vowed to drink his vodka neat from now on. (more…)
Just a metaphor to show why invading Germany bad idea, Kvyat explains
Daniil Kvyat took the opportunity to show Vladimir Putin in person why invading a Western European country just won’t work like it did in Ukraine and the Crimea. And Georgia. And Chechnya. And Syria. (more…)
2016 Red Bull engine failures to be timed on exquisite watches
2016 Red Bull engine failures to be timed on exquisite watches
Vodka Red Bull, Red Bull-Honda connection, thinks everybody
Vodka Red Bull, Red Bull-Honda connection, thinks everybody
Red Bull annoyed skillful cheating no longer obvious
Energy drink manufacturer unable to source own energy irony lost on nobody
Energy drink manufacturer unable to source own energy irony lost on nobody
Renault had 40 year head start actually, say Red Bull
Renault are talking out of their arse about playing catch-up to Mercedes because they had turbo engines in 1977, Red Bull sports performance psycho, Helmut Marko has claimed. (more…)
Red Bull penalties to be rolled up into end-of-season meltdown
Red Bull penalties to be rolled up into end-of-season meltdown
