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Raikkonen retirement: pretty sure I did this years ago, claims Finn

Post author:Ed
Post published:September 5, 2021
Post Category:In Short

Raikkonen retirement: pretty sure I did this years ago, claims Finn

Black Lives Matter Raikkonen commitment questioned

Post author:Ed
Post published:July 23, 2020
Post Category:In Pictures

Black Lives Matter Raikkonen commitment questioned

Terrifying F1 R number revealed

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 5, 2020
Post Category:In Pictures

Terrifying F1 R number revealed

Raikkonen introduces son to family trade

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 16, 2019
Post Category:In Pictures

Raikkonen introduces son to family trade

Raikkonen drunk performance ranked 3rd most enjoyable 2018 Grands Prix

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 15, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Kimi Raikkonen’s drunken antics at the recent FIA prize-giving ceremony has been voted more entertaining than most of the 2018 Grand Prix he competed in. (more…)

Raikkonen Abu Dhabi bender finally ends

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 13, 2018
Post Category:In Pictures

Raikkonen 2008 form finally turns up

Post author:Ed
Post published:September 5, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

The form that would have helped Kimi Raikkonen to the 2008 World Title has finally turned up. (more…)

Vodka flavoured water just water, discovers Raikkonen

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 2, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Kimi Raikkonen has discovered the vodka in his drinks bottle is actually water after his Ferrari team forgot to connect it at the Hungarian Grand Prix and the Finn felt exactly the same at the end as he normally does. (more…)

Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department

Post author:Ed
Post published:July 12, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

The Mercedes team are to redouble their conspiracy theory efforts after their Ferrari-are-sending-out-Kimi-to-crash-into-us plot was immediately held up to ridicule. (more…)

Raikkonen locates 2nd facial expression

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 30, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Ferrari team order conspiracy theory reaction

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Post published:May 28, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Last year I was high on Leicester City, says Raikkonen

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 9, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Kimi Raikkonen was driving faster last year because his team Leicester City had just won the English Premier League title, the Finn has explained. (more…)

Allah got it in for Raikkonen

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 30, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Allah can’t stand the sight of Kimi Raikkonen, it’s been revealed. (more…)

Raikkonen, Bottas hope clashes deflect burgeoning homoerotic attraction

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 3, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas and Kimi Raikkonen‘s hostility is just a desperate front hiding the simmering sexual attraction they have for each other. (more…)

Anyone as pissed as me would have done that, Raikkonen defence

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 16, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Kimi Raikkonen has insisted that his apparently kamikaze move on Valtteri Bottas at the recent Russian Grand Prix was entirely legitimate given how pissed he was. (more…)

Raikkonen annoyed at Raikkonen re-signing

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 19, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Ferrari’s re-signing of Kimi Raikkonen has caught the Finn by surprise who had otherwise been busy planning the rest of his life off. For the last decade. (more…)