Raikkonen performs Ferrari metaphor through medium of breaking down from 4th place then rolling slowly back down hill to ignominious retirement
Raikkonen still stuck behind Verstappen
Ferrari driver recruiter wakes up from all night drinking session hoping nothing untoward fucked up
Raikkonen still wondering what he has to do to get fired
Raikkonen still stuck behind Bottas
Raikkonen semen, "set off years ago"
Raikkonen inducted into Apathetic Athlete Hall of Fame
Lawnmower Sky promo gives Raikkonen bad idea