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Raikkonen 2008 form finally turns up

Ed
September 5, 2018
Formula 1

The form that would have helped Kimi Raikkonen to the 2008 World Title has finally turned up. (more…)

Vodka flavoured water just water, discovers Raikkonen

Ed
August 2, 2018
Formula 1

Kimi Raikkonen has discovered the vodka in his drinks bottle is actually water after his Ferrari team forgot to connect it at the Hungarian Grand Prix and the Finn felt exactly the same at the end as he normally does. (more…)

Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department

Ed
July 12, 2018
Formula 1

The Mercedes team are to redouble their conspiracy theory efforts after their Ferrari-are-sending-out-Kimi-to-crash-into-us plot was immediately held up to ridicule. (more…)

Raikkonen get well card still figment of Ferrari mechanic’s imagination

Ed
April 11, 2018
In Short

Raikkonen get well card still figment in Ferrari mechanic's imagination

Kimi Raikkonen

Ed
March 10, 2018
Formula 1

Raikkonen locates 2nd facial expression

Ed
May 30, 2017
In Pictures

Ferrari team order conspiracy theory reaction

Ed
May 28, 2017
In Pictures

Last year I was high on Leicester City, says Raikkonen

Ed
April 9, 2017
Formula 1

Kimi Raikkonen was driving faster last year because his team Leicester City had just won the English Premier League title, the Finn has explained. (more…)

Raikkonen performs Ferrari metaphor through medium of breaking down from 4th place then rolling slowly back down hill to ignominious retirement

Ed
October 24, 2016
In Short

Raikkonen performs Ferrari metaphor through medium of breaking down from 4th place then rolling slowly back down hill to ignominious retirement

Raikkonen still stuck behind Verstappen

Ed
July 25, 2016
In Short

Raikkonen still stuck behind Verstappen

Ferrari driver recruiter wakes up from all night drinking session hoping nothing untoward fucked up

Ed
July 14, 2016
In Short

Ferrari driver recruiter wakes up from all night drinking session hoping nothing untoward fucked up

Raikkonen still wondering what he has to do to get fired

Ed
June 14, 2016
In Short

Raikkonen still wondering what he has to do to get fired

Allah got it in for Raikkonen

Ed
November 30, 2015
Formula 1

Allah can’t stand the sight of Kimi Raikkonen, it’s been revealed. (more…)

Raikkonen, Bottas hope clashes deflect burgeoning homoerotic attraction

Ed
November 3, 2015
Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas and Kimi Raikkonen‘s hostility is just a desperate front hiding the simmering sexual attraction they have for each other. (more…)

Anyone as pissed as me would have done that, Raikkonen defence

Ed
October 16, 2015
Formula 1

Kimi Raikkonen has insisted that his apparently kamikaze move on Valtteri Bottas at the recent Russian Grand Prix was entirely legitimate given how pissed he was. (more…)

Raikkonen annoyed at Raikkonen re-signing

Ed
August 19, 2015
Formula 1

Ferrari’s re-signing of Kimi Raikkonen has caught the Finn by surprise who had otherwise been busy planning the rest of his life off. For the last decade. (more…)