Raikkonen drunk performance ranked 3rd most enjoyable 2018 Grands Prix
Kimi Raikkonen’s drunken antics at the recent FIA prize-giving ceremony has been voted more entertaining than most of the 2018 Grand Prix he competed in. (more…)
Raikkonen 2008 form finally turns up
The form that would have helped Kimi Raikkonen to the 2008 World Title has finally turned up. (more…)
Vodka flavoured water just water, discovers Raikkonen
Kimi Raikkonen has discovered the vodka in his drinks bottle is actually water after his Ferrari team forgot to connect it at the Hungarian Grand Prix and the Finn felt exactly the same at the end as he normally does. (more…)
Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department
Last year I was high on Leicester City, says Raikkonen
Kimi Raikkonen was driving faster last year because his team Leicester City had just won the English Premier League title, the Finn has explained. (more…)
Allah got it in for Raikkonen
Allah can’t stand the sight of Kimi Raikkonen, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Raikkonen, Bottas hope clashes deflect burgeoning homoerotic attraction
Valtteri Bottas and Kimi Raikkonen‘s hostility is just a desperate front hiding the simmering sexual attraction they have for each other. (more…)
Anyone as pissed as me would have done that, Raikkonen defence
Kimi Raikkonen has insisted that his apparently kamikaze move on Valtteri Bottas at the recent Russian Grand Prix was entirely legitimate given how pissed he was. (more…)
Raikkonen annoyed at Raikkonen re-signing
Ferrari’s re-signing of Kimi Raikkonen has caught the Finn by surprise who had otherwise been busy planning the rest of his life off. For the last decade. (more…)
Kimi fans realising Kimi thinks everyone else a twat
It just dawned on Kimi Raikkonen fans he thinks they’re all dickheads. (more…)
