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Maldonado just happening to be hanging around F1 paddock

Maldonado just happening to be hanging around F1 paddock

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 18, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Pastor Maldonado just happened to be passing the F1 paddock and *definitely* hasn’t been hanging around on the offchance of a job, the Venezuelan has confirmed. (more…)

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I won Barcelona as well you know? says Maldonado

I won Barcelona as well you know? says Maldonado

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 30, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Pastor Maldonado is pointing out he won the Spanish Grand Prix as well and what’s all the fuss about? (more…)

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Crashing global economy to pay for Maldonado exit fair enough, agrees world

Crashing global economy to pay for Maldonado exit fair enough, agrees world

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:February 13, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Everyone has agreed that bringing the world’s economy to the brink of Financial Armageddon is a price worth paying to ensure Pastor Maldonado finally leaves Formula 1. (more…)

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Villain exit threatens future pantomime excitement

Villain exit threatens future pantomime excitement

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 31, 2016
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Lotus looking less of a bargain, Renault suddenly realise

Lotus looking less of a bargain, Renault suddenly realise

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 26, 2015
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Maldonado averts Mayan apocalypse

Maldonado averts Mayan apocalypse

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 20, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Pastor Maldonado averted an end-of-the-world style apocalypse by driving into the side of a Sauber at the recent Brazilian Grand Prix. (more…)

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Maldonado drivers-running-into-the-back-of-me technique, still work in progress

Maldonado drivers-running-into-the-back-of-me technique, still work in progress

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:September 20, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Pastor Maldonado has admitted he hasn’t fully honed his technique for having accidents with people behind him. (more…)

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“I never touched her!!!” Maldonado crash-blame denial

“I never touched her!!!” Maldonado crash-blame denial

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 29, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Pastor Maldonado never touched his car and anyway, she’s a lying slag claims the Venezuelan. (more…)

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Maldonado, “just following orders”

Maldonado, “just following orders”

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 14, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Pastor Maldonado’s heinous driving crimes are only because he has to do what his superiors tell him, the Venezuelan has claimed. (more…)

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Maldonado Lotus self-harm shock

Maldonado Lotus self-harm shock

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 15, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Pastor Maldonado’s Lotus is so traumatised by the Venezuelan’s abuse of it, observers fear the car has taken to self-harming. (more…)

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Lotus admit E22 design flaw error

Lotus admit E22 design flaw error

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:September 15, 2014
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Maldonado Lotus contract renewal reaction

Maldonado Lotus contract renewal reaction

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 20, 2014
  • Post Category:In Pictures
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Maldonado to up crashing game in Austria

Maldonado to up crashing game in Austria

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:June 19, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1
  • Post Comments:0 Comments

Pastor Maldonado has admitted he must up his game in Austria if he’s to retain his status as F1’s top psychopath. (more…)

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Radical spectacular F1 solution mooted

Radical spectacular F1 solution mooted

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 4, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1 / In Pictures
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Yeah, but Maldonado thought Les Miserables was good as well

Yeah, but Maldonado thought Les Miserables was good as well

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 11, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1
  • Post Comments:0 Comments

Whatever Pastor Maldonado says about Lotus, you have to take into account the fact the Venezuelan also loved Les Miserables. (more…)

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Drivers annoyed competition to win number results in winning number

Drivers annoyed competition to win number results in winning number

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 15, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1
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F1 drivers are annoyed the process of bidding for a career F1 number only resulted in them getting a career F1 number rather than a car or money or something.…

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Lotus settle Raikkonen bar bill

Lotus settle Raikkonen bar bill

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 29, 2013
  • Post Category:In Pictures
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Grosjean not giving up chief nutter label without a fight

Grosjean not giving up chief nutter label without a fight

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 28, 2013
  • Post Category:Formula 1
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Romain Grosjean last night vowed not to let Sergio Perez take away his crown as F1's most reliable accident epicentre. 2012 cemented the young Frenchman's reputation as the sort of…

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Chavez death Maldonado threat driver reaction

Chavez death Maldonado threat driver reaction

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 9, 2013
  • Post Category:In Pictures
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Maldonado given career reprieve

Maldonado given career reprieve

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 10, 2012
  • Post Category:In Pictures
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