Maldonado just happening to be hanging around F1 paddock
Pastor Maldonado just happened to be passing the F1 paddock and *definitely* hasn’t been hanging around on the offchance of a job, the Venezuelan has confirmed. (more…)
I won Barcelona as well you know? says Maldonado
Pastor Maldonado is pointing out he won the Spanish Grand Prix as well and what’s all the fuss about? (more…)
Crashing global economy to pay for Maldonado exit fair enough, agrees world
Everyone has agreed that bringing the world’s economy to the brink of Financial Armageddon is a price worth paying to ensure Pastor Maldonado finally leaves Formula 1. (more…)
Maldonado averts Mayan apocalypse
Pastor Maldonado averted an end-of-the-world style apocalypse by driving into the side of a Sauber at the recent Brazilian Grand Prix. (more…)
Maldonado drivers-running-into-the-back-of-me technique, still work in progress
Pastor Maldonado has admitted he hasn’t fully honed his technique for having accidents with people behind him. (more…)
“I never touched her!!!” Maldonado crash-blame denial
Pastor Maldonado never touched his car and anyway, she’s a lying slag claims the Venezuelan. (more…)
Maldonado, “just following orders”
Pastor Maldonado’s heinous driving crimes are only because he has to do what his superiors tell him, the Venezuelan has claimed. (more…)
Maldonado Lotus self-harm shock
Pastor Maldonado’s Lotus is so traumatised by the Venezuelan’s abuse of it, observers fear the car has taken to self-harming. (more…)
Maldonado to up crashing game in Austria
Pastor Maldonado has admitted he must up his game in Austria if he’s to retain his status as F1’s top psychopath. (more…)
Yeah, but Maldonado thought Les Miserables was good as well
Whatever Pastor Maldonado says about Lotus, you have to take into account the fact the Venezuelan also loved Les Miserables. (more…)
Drivers annoyed competition to win number results in winning number
F1 drivers are annoyed the process of bidding for a career F1 number only resulted in them getting a career F1 number rather than a car or money or something.…
Grosjean not giving up chief nutter label without a fight
Romain Grosjean last night vowed not to let Sergio Perez take away his crown as F1's most reliable accident epicentre. 2012 cemented the young Frenchman's reputation as the sort of…
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