Maldonado just happening to be hanging around F1 paddock
Pastor Maldonado just happened to be passing the F1 paddock and *definitely* hasn't been hanging around on the offchance of a job, the Venezuelan has confirmed.
I won Barcelona as well you know? says Maldonado
Pastor Maldonado is pointing out he won the Spanish Grand Prix as well and what's all the fuss about?
Crashing global economy to pay for Maldonado exit fair enough, agrees world
Everyone has agreed that bringing the world's economy to the brink of Financial Armageddon is a price worth paying to ensure Pastor Maldonado finally leaves Formula 1.
Renault to spend Maldonado panel beating savings on solid gold simulator
Renault to spend Maldonado panel beating savings on solid gold simulator
Maldonado averts Mayan apocalypse
Pastor Maldonado averted an end-of-the-world style apocalypse by driving into the side of a Sauber at the recent Brazilian Grand Prix.
Maldonado drivers-running-into-the-back-of-me technique, still work in progress
Pastor Maldonado has admitted he hasn't fully honed his technique for having accidents with people behind him.
“I never touched her!!!” Maldonado crash-blame denial
Pastor Maldonado never touched his car and anyway, she's a lying slag claims the Venezuelan.
Maldonado, “just following orders”
Pastor Maldonado's heinous driving crimes are only because he has to do what his superiors tell him, the Venezuelan has claimed.
Dedicated Maldonado steward to be appointed
Dedicated Maldonado steward to be appointed
Maldonado Lotus self-harm shock
Pastor Maldonado's Lotus is so traumatised by the Venezuelan's abuse of it, observers fear the car has taken to self-harming.
Maldonado Lotus tells Button, “you should try just 10 laps with *this* lunatic”
Maldonado Lotus tells Button, "you should try just 10 laps with *this* lunatic"
Maldonado Lotus giving off “nutter” radiation complains Button
Maldonado Lotus giving off "nutter" radiation complains Button
Maldonado fear removal unleashing inherent Williams speed
Maldonado fear removal unleashing inherent Williams speed
Maldonado to up crashing game in Austria
Pastor Maldonado has admitted he must up his game in Austria if he's to retain his status as F1's top psychopath.
Yeah, but Maldonado thought Les Miserables was good as well
Whatever Pastor Maldonado says about Lotus, you have to take into account the fact the Venezuelan also loved Les Miserables.
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