Pastor Maldonado just happened to be passing the F1 paddock and *definitely* hasn’t been hanging around on the offchance of a job, the Venezuelan has confirmed. (more…)
Pastor Maldonado is pointing out he won the Spanish Grand Prix as well and what’s all the fuss about? (more…)
Everyone has agreed that bringing the world’s economy to the brink of Financial Armageddon is a price worth paying to ensure Pastor Maldonado finally leaves Formula 1. (more…)
Pastor Maldonado averted an end-of-the-world style apocalypse by driving into the side of a Sauber at the recent Brazilian Grand Prix. (more…)
Pastor Maldonado has admitted he hasn’t fully honed his technique for having accidents with people behind him. (more…)
Pastor Maldonado never touched his car and anyway, she’s a lying slag claims the Venezuelan. (more…)
Pastor Maldonado’s heinous driving crimes are only because he has to do what his superiors tell him, the Venezuelan has claimed. (more…)
Pastor Maldonado’s Lotus is so traumatised by the Venezuelan’s abuse of it, observers fear the car has taken to self-harming. (more…)
Pastor Maldonado has admitted he must up his game in Austria if he’s to retain his status as F1’s top psychopath. (more…)
Whatever Pastor Maldonado says about Lotus, you have to take into account the fact the Venezuelan also loved Les Miserables. (more…)
F1 drivers are annoyed the process of bidding for a career F1 number only resulted in them getting a career F1 number rather than a car or money or something.…
Romain Grosjean last night vowed not to let Sergio Perez take away his crown as F1's most reliable accident epicentre. 2012 cemented the young Frenchman's reputation as the sort of…
