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Earth Rejects Bernie Billions to Cease Axis Spinning

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 15, 2008
Post Category:Formula 1
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Crazy billionaire megalomaniac and F1 rights holder Bernie Ecclestone was facing the unusual prospect of rejection following negotiations with the Earth to stop spinning on its axis.

Unhelpful sleep requirements created Singapore night race, admits Ecclestone

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 18, 2007
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FOCA HQ: Bernie Ecclestone conceded that next year’s Singapore night race was a direct response to the lazy instransigance of a European audience refusing to watch F1 whenever he choose to put it on. (more…)