Rosberg discovering Nachos
Nico Rosberg has discovered he really likes Nachos, especially drizzled in melted Monterrey Jack cheese with a side order of guacamole. (more…)
Rosberg F1 language challenge absence quit admission
Nico Rosberg has admitted the reason he quit F1 was the lack of a new language to address the public from the rostrum in 2017. (more…)
Hamilton metaphorically stamping on brown cloak wondering where nemesis gone
Hamilton metaphorically stamping on brown cloak wondering where nemesis gone
“Whatever,” says Rosberg
Lewis Hamilton’s faint praise damnation of Nico Rosberg’s retirement announcement has been met with the universally acknowledged sign of total indifference. (more…)
Rosberg fans demand panic timetable
Nico Rosberg fans are demanding to know when they should start panicking at the inevitable erosion of their driver’s seemingly insurmountable drivers championship lead. (more…)
Nico Rosberg still thinking Nico Rosberg probably won’t win it
Nico Rosberg still thinking Nico Rosberg probably won't win it
English Rosberg mechanics re-name car Chokey Mc-Chokeface
English Rosberg mechanics re-name car Chokey Mc-Chokeface
Rosberg to spend August staring forlornly at blank wall
Rosberg to spend August staring forlornly at blank wall
Future Mercedes radio communications to be thought in Russian
Mercedes GP are to circumvent the restrictive radio communication rules by instructing their drivers and engineers to contact each other via E.S.P. (more…)
Prost and Senna shortchanged us, say F1 fans
F1 fans have decided the supposed Clash of the Titans rivalry between Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost was nothing of the sort as the pair only hit each other twice. (more…)
Rosberg meant to press rear gun button
Nico Rosberg was in the wrong engine mode at the start of the Spanish Grand Prix because he was too busy trying to operate the rear-facing gun. (more…)
Better not fuck this up from here, God tells Rosberg
I’m not giving you any more lucky breaks so don’t piss this one up against the wall, the Almighty has warned Nico Rosberg. (more…)
Leicester City fan still thinks Rosberg long shot
Leicester City fan still thinks Rosberg long shot
Pay drivers not getting fucking tab as well
All the F1 pay drivers told Nico Rosberg to go fuck himself when he asked who was picking up the tab for their recent restaurant excursion. (more…)
Rosberg to drive faster in 2016
Nico Rosberg has figured out that the main reason he lost the 2015 F1 World Drivers title is that he didn’t drive fast enough. (more…)
Rosberg-inspired Marvel superhero to always turn up too late to save the day
Marvel comics are to create a Nico Rosberg inspired character blessed with super powers but appalling punctuality. (more…)