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Hamilton still not opening Rosberg Christmas cards

Hamilton still not opening Rosberg Christmas cards

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 23, 2019
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton has confirmed that Nico Rosberg's 2019 Christmas card went the same way as the previous 3: straight into the #44 stencilled recycling bin.

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Rosberg discovering Nachos

Rosberg discovering Nachos

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:February 6, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg has discovered he really likes Nachos, especially drizzled in melted Monterrey Jack cheese with a side order of guacamole. (more…)

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Rosberg F1 language challenge absence quit admission

Rosberg F1 language challenge absence quit admission

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 16, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg has admitted the reason he quit F1 was the lack of a new language to address the public from the rostrum in 2017. (more…)

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Racing drivers form orderly queue for Rosberg seat

Racing drivers form orderly queue for Rosberg seat

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 7, 2016
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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“Whatever,” says Rosberg

“Whatever,” says Rosberg

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 4, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton’s faint praise damnation of Nico Rosberg’s retirement announcement has been met with the universally acknowledged sign of total indifference. (more…)

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Rosberg fans demand panic timetable

Rosberg fans demand panic timetable

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 22, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg fans are demanding to know when they should start panicking at the inevitable erosion of their driver’s seemingly insurmountable drivers championship lead. (more…)

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Someone or something not wanting Hamilton to win championship, revealed

Someone or something not wanting Hamilton to win championship, revealed

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 2, 2016
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Rosberg racecraft book launched

Rosberg racecraft book launched

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 2, 2016
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Future Mercedes radio communications to be thought in Russian

Future Mercedes radio communications to be thought in Russian

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 18, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Mercedes GP are to circumvent the restrictive radio communication rules by instructing their drivers and engineers to contact each other via E.S.P. (more…)

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Prost and Senna shortchanged us, say F1 fans

Prost and Senna shortchanged us, say F1 fans

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 8, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

F1 fans have decided the supposed Clash of the Titans rivalry between Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost was nothing of the sort as the pair only hit each other twice. (more…)

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Rosberg meant to press rear gun button

Rosberg meant to press rear gun button

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 26, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg was in the wrong engine mode at the start of the Spanish Grand Prix because he was too busy trying to operate the rear-facing gun. (more…)

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Better not fuck this up from here, God tells Rosberg

Better not fuck this up from here, God tells Rosberg

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 14, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

I’m not giving you any more lucky breaks so don’t piss this one up against the wall, the Almighty has warned Nico Rosberg. (more…)

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Pay drivers not getting fucking tab as well

Pay drivers not getting fucking tab as well

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 22, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

All the F1 pay drivers told Nico Rosberg to go fuck himself when he asked who was picking up the tab for their recent restaurant excursion. (more…)

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Rosberg to drive faster in 2016

Rosberg to drive faster in 2016

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 8, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg has figured out that the main reason he lost the 2015 F1 World Drivers title is that he didn’t drive fast enough. (more…)

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Rosberg-inspired Marvel superhero to always turn up too late to save the day

Rosberg-inspired Marvel superhero to always turn up too late to save the day

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 23, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Marvel comics are to create a Nico Rosberg inspired character blessed with super powers but appalling punctuality. (more…)

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Final Mercedes GP conspiracy theorist retires

Final Mercedes GP conspiracy theorist retires

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 27, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

The last living human to believe Mercedes GP were favouring Nico Rosberg has decided to quit. (more…)

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Hamilton not coming down to my level, complains Rosberg

Hamilton not coming down to my level, complains Rosberg

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 18, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg has insisted Lewis Hamilton has to drive at his pace if F1 is to be at all interesting in 2015. (more…)

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Rosberg sanitary towel-wear confession surprise

Rosberg sanitary towel-wear confession surprise

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 26, 2015
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Does this Double Cheeseburger count as well, asks Rosberg?

Does this Double Cheeseburger count as well, asks Rosberg?

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 23, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg is desperately hoping the double cheeseburger he just consumed means he now gets *4* times as many points in the season closing Abu Dhabi race. Or he is…

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Hamilton purchases magnanimous insurance face

Hamilton purchases magnanimous insurance face

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 31, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton is getting a spare face with a magnanimous expression made in case he loses the F1 World Drivers title to Nico Rosberg. (more…)

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IN SHORT

  • Bottas doing Bottas critics’ job better than Bottas critics

  • Forgotten Hamilton victories to join Schumacher ones, say fans

  • Tifosi pretty pleased it can’t come to Monza, if it’s honest with you

  • Racing Point cheating right out of Ferrari manual, say Ferrari

  • Bottas commits to one more Hamilton title

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