Lewis Hamilton has confirmed that Nico Rosberg's 2019 Christmas card went the same way as the previous 3: straight into the #44 stencilled recycling bin.
Nico Rosberg has discovered he really likes Nachos, especially drizzled in melted Monterrey Jack cheese with a side order of guacamole. (more…)
Nico Rosberg has admitted the reason he quit F1 was the lack of a new language to address the public from the rostrum in 2017. (more…)
Lewis Hamilton’s faint praise damnation of Nico Rosberg’s retirement announcement has been met with the universally acknowledged sign of total indifference. (more…)
Nico Rosberg fans are demanding to know when they should start panicking at the inevitable erosion of their driver’s seemingly insurmountable drivers championship lead. (more…)
Mercedes GP are to circumvent the restrictive radio communication rules by instructing their drivers and engineers to contact each other via E.S.P. (more…)
F1 fans have decided the supposed Clash of the Titans rivalry between Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost was nothing of the sort as the pair only hit each other twice. (more…)
Nico Rosberg was in the wrong engine mode at the start of the Spanish Grand Prix because he was too busy trying to operate the rear-facing gun. (more…)
I’m not giving you any more lucky breaks so don’t piss this one up against the wall, the Almighty has warned Nico Rosberg. (more…)
All the F1 pay drivers told Nico Rosberg to go fuck himself when he asked who was picking up the tab for their recent restaurant excursion. (more…)
Nico Rosberg has figured out that the main reason he lost the 2015 F1 World Drivers title is that he didn’t drive fast enough. (more…)
Marvel comics are to create a Nico Rosberg inspired character blessed with super powers but appalling punctuality. (more…)
The last living human to believe Mercedes GP were favouring Nico Rosberg has decided to quit. (more…)
Nico Rosberg has insisted Lewis Hamilton has to drive at his pace if F1 is to be at all interesting in 2015. (more…)
Nico Rosberg is desperately hoping the double cheeseburger he just consumed means he now gets *4* times as many points in the season closing Abu Dhabi race. Or he is…
Lewis Hamilton is getting a spare face with a magnanimous expression made in case he loses the F1 World Drivers title to Nico Rosberg. (more…)
