Noble, humiliated Latin country ego restored now shiny red car has beaten shiny silver car

SQPR et tu Brutae: An entire nation of proud Italian men and women have regained their self-respect following the victory of a car painted largely red under all its advertising logos, sort of mostly made by their fellow countrymen. (more…)

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Monza podium record confirmation: youngest ever champagne-induced celebratory flatulence

Oirland: Guinness, the famous stout brewer and publisher of human and animal freakery for the benefit of voyeuristic dullards everywhere yesterday confirmed the world record youngest ever cloud of noxious bum gas from assembled drivers atop the Italian GP podium. (more…)

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