Schumacher career emulation probably gone too far, admits Vettel
Sebastian Vettel has admitted his attempt to emulate former mentor and hero Michael Schumacher has overstepped the mark.
F1 Media assuming Corinna doesn’t mean them
The specialist motor racing press assume Corinna Schumacher isn’t including them in her demands for the media to leave her family alone. Journalists from proper, respected motorsport titles shook their heads…
Michael Schumacher legacy to go to Arbitration
Michael Schumacher 's legacy is to be reevaluated by a panel of independent lawyers. The 7 times twice retired champion used to be the most feared competitor on the grid…
Schumacher basically Darth Vader
Michael Schumacher is basically Darth Vader out of Star Wars, everyone has agreed. (more…)
Schumacher retirement collection suspended
Michael Schumacher’s retirement collection plate has been recalled. The 7-Times Champion’s card and envelope has been circulating the paddock in recent weeks accumulating loose change and grudging words of thanks…
Michael Schumacher 2nd career penance for 1st
Michael Schumacher’s comeback career is actually punishment for the earlier, more successful one, it’s been revealed. The German’s 6th retirement of the season at the Hungarian Grand Prix followed a…
Mercedes equipment investment boosts future Schuey podium climbs
Mercedes equipment investment boosts future Schuey podium climbs
Schumacher convinced 2012 season is literal purgatory
Michael Schumacher is wondering whether he has entered the penitent realm of purgatory as a result of previously committed driving sins. (more…)
Park Lane Hotel build and purchase move sparks Schuey family Monopoly row
Do not pass go: Michael Schumacher sparked a fierce familial war of words at the weekend when during a game of Monopoly the 7-time champion attempted to build a hotel…
Paddock Schumacher affection back to ’91 levels
Post-Traumatic Stress Clinic: Levels of respect and affection for Michael Schumacher have returned to the level they were at when he first started in Formula 1, writes our nostalgia correspondent,…
EJ Schuey quit rumour veracity biblical apocalypse warning
Edge of the World: An unusual coterie of scientists, soothsayers and shamans have warned that the result of any premature Michael Schumacher quit decision could have potentially apocalyptic consequences on…
Reduced Schumacher brain capacity now largely committed to evil, admit Mercedes
Stuttgart Senility Centre: Top Mercedes engineers have admitted Michael Schumacher’s abilities have declined so much the 7-times world champion now lacks the ability to be both successful and ruthlessly unethical…
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