Bottas relocates Mercedes magic button
Bottas relocates Mercedes magic button
Bottas relocates Mercedes magic button
Mercedes' "magic" button is to be renamed Bottas from now on so absolutely nobody is left in any doubt as to the likely disaster should anybody be dumb enough to press the bastard.
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The Mercedes team are to redouble their conspiracy theory efforts after their Ferrari-are-sending-out-Kimi-to-crash-into-us plot was immediately held up to ridicule. (more…)
Mercedes aren’t scared to use Lewis Hamilton’s poetry against Ferrari in a championship showdown the team have announced. (more…)
Everyone knows that temporary contracts always work out better than permanent roles, new Mercedes recruit Valtteri Bottas has claimed. (more…)
Mercedes GP are to circumvent the restrictive radio communication rules by instructing their drivers and engineers to contact each other via E.S.P. (more…)
Nico Rosberg was in the wrong engine mode at the start of the Spanish Grand Prix because he was too busy trying to operate the rear-facing gun. (more…)
The last living human to believe Mercedes GP were favouring Nico Rosberg has decided to quit. (more…)
Lewis Hamilton has regretted consenting to the clause in his new Mercedes contract allowing the team to take the piss out of him when it feels like it. (more…)
Niki Lauda’s boyhood Santa Christmas list has mistakenly been put out as a press statement. (more…)
F1 engine manufacturers are relieved they’ve found a use for all this flipping money their parent companies keep making. (more…)
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