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Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

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Post published:August 29, 2019
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Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

Mercedes 250th anniversary uniforms revealed

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Post published:July 29, 2019
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Mercedes 250th anniversary uniforms revealed

Lewis Hamilton

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Post published:March 11, 2019
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Valtteri Bottas

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Post published:March 10, 2019
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Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department

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Post published:July 12, 2018
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The Mercedes team are to redouble their conspiracy theory efforts after their Ferrari-are-sending-out-Kimi-to-crash-into-us plot was immediately held up to ridicule. (more…)

Mercedes to deploy Hamilton poetry at championship finale

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Post published:September 3, 2017
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Mercedes aren’t scared to use Lewis Hamilton’s poetry against Ferrari in a championship showdown the team have announced. (more…)

Temping better than permanent actually, claims Bottas

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Post published:January 28, 2017
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Everyone knows that temporary contracts always work out better than permanent roles, new Mercedes recruit Valtteri Bottas has claimed. (more…)

Future Mercedes radio communications to be thought in Russian

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Post published:July 18, 2016
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Mercedes GP are to circumvent the restrictive radio communication rules by instructing their drivers and engineers to contact each other via E.S.P. (more…)

Rosberg meant to press rear gun button

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Post published:May 26, 2016
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Nico Rosberg was in the wrong engine mode at the start of the Spanish Grand Prix because he was too busy trying to operate the rear-facing gun. (more…)

Final Mercedes GP conspiracy theorist retires

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Post published:October 27, 2015
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The last living human to believe Mercedes GP were favouring Nico Rosberg has decided to quit. (more…)

Hamilton regrets pisstake contract clause

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Post published:June 4, 2015
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Lewis Hamilton has regretted consenting to the clause in his new Mercedes contract allowing the team to take the piss out of him when it feels like it. (more…)

8 year old Niki Lauda Christmas list mistakenly becomes press statement

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Post published:February 1, 2015
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Niki Lauda’s boyhood Santa Christmas list has mistakenly been put out as a press statement. (more…)

Engine builders finally conquer profit

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Post published:January 13, 2015
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F1 engine manufacturers are relieved they’ve found a use for all this flipping money their parent companies keep making. (more…)

Ross Brawn acknowledges Mercedes GP thanks

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Post published:October 16, 2014
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Possible Rosberg “foreign” contaminant source located

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Post published:September 30, 2014
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Rosberg upsets Hindu Goddess

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Post published:September 23, 2014
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Nico Rosberg has done something to upset Jyestha, the Hindu Goddess of misfortune. Just when it seemed he'd got the upper hand in the use of horseshoes and lucky rabbits'…

Briatore F1 advice impact felt

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Post published:September 9, 2014
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Ricciardo won some races, apparently

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Post published:August 27, 2014
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Some of the 2014 F1 races have been won by Daniel Ricciardo in a Red Bull, it's been revealed. The 25 year old Antipodean crossed the finish line before anyone…