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Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

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Post published:August 29, 2019
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Mercedes confirm 2020 Hamilton Title

Mercedes 250th anniversary uniforms revealed

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Post published:July 29, 2019
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Mercedes 250th anniversary uniforms revealed

Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department

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Post published:July 12, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

The Mercedes team are to redouble their conspiracy theory efforts after their Ferrari-are-sending-out-Kimi-to-crash-into-us plot was immediately held up to ridicule. (more…)

Mercedes to deploy Hamilton poetry at championship finale

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Post published:September 3, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Mercedes aren’t scared to use Lewis Hamilton’s poetry against Ferrari in a championship showdown the team have announced. (more…)

Temping better than permanent actually, claims Bottas

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Post published:January 28, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Everyone knows that temporary contracts always work out better than permanent roles, new Mercedes recruit Valtteri Bottas has claimed. (more…)

Future Mercedes radio communications to be thought in Russian

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Post published:July 18, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Mercedes GP are to circumvent the restrictive radio communication rules by instructing their drivers and engineers to contact each other via E.S.P. (more…)

Rosberg meant to press rear gun button

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Post published:May 26, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg was in the wrong engine mode at the start of the Spanish Grand Prix because he was too busy trying to operate the rear-facing gun. (more…)

Final Mercedes GP conspiracy theorist retires

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Post published:October 27, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

The last living human to believe Mercedes GP were favouring Nico Rosberg has decided to quit. (more…)

Hamilton regrets pisstake contract clause

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Post published:June 4, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton has regretted consenting to the clause in his new Mercedes contract allowing the team to take the piss out of him when it feels like it. (more…)

8 year old Niki Lauda Christmas list mistakenly becomes press statement

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Post published:February 1, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Niki Lauda’s boyhood Santa Christmas list has mistakenly been put out as a press statement. (more…)

Engine builders finally conquer profit

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Post published:January 13, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

F1 engine manufacturers are relieved they’ve found a use for all this flipping money their parent companies keep making. (more…)

Ross Brawn acknowledges Mercedes GP thanks

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Post published:October 16, 2014
Post Category:In Pictures

Possible Rosberg “foreign” contaminant source located

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Post published:September 30, 2014
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Rosberg upsets Hindu Goddess

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Post published:September 23, 2014
Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg has done something to upset Jyestha, the Hindu Goddess of misfortune. Just when it seemed he'd got the upper hand in the use of horseshoes and lucky rabbits'…

Briatore F1 advice impact felt

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Post published:September 9, 2014
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Ricciardo won some races, apparently

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Post published:August 27, 2014
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Some of the 2014 F1 races have been won by Daniel Ricciardo in a Red Bull, it's been revealed. The 25 year old Antipodean crossed the finish line before anyone…

Hamilton regretting ice bucket challenge

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Post published:August 25, 2014
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Mercedes to choose alternative team-building organiser

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Post published:July 28, 2014
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Hamilton luck: historical Mercedes prejudice link

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Post published:July 26, 2014
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Mercedes wins fooling nobody, say potential Blackberry buyers

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Post published:June 30, 2014
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It doesn't matter how many wins Mercedes rack up this year, nobody's going to be suckered into buying a Blackberry, consumers are saying. The Silver Arrows juggernaut has swept all…