Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department
Mercedes to deploy Hamilton poetry at championship finale
Temping better than permanent actually, claims Bottas
Everyone knows that temporary contracts always work out better than permanent roles, new Mercedes recruit Valtteri Bottas has claimed. (more…)
Future Mercedes radio communications to be thought in Russian
Mercedes GP are to circumvent the restrictive radio communication rules by instructing their drivers and engineers to contact each other via E.S.P. (more…)
Rosberg meant to press rear gun button
Nico Rosberg was in the wrong engine mode at the start of the Spanish Grand Prix because he was too busy trying to operate the rear-facing gun. (more…)
Final Mercedes GP conspiracy theorist retires
The last living human to believe Mercedes GP were favouring Nico Rosberg has decided to quit. (more…)
Hamilton regrets pisstake contract clause
Lewis Hamilton has regretted consenting to the clause in his new Mercedes contract allowing the team to take the piss out of him when it feels like it. (more…)
8 year old Niki Lauda Christmas list mistakenly becomes press statement
Niki Lauda’s boyhood Santa Christmas list has mistakenly been put out as a press statement. (more…)
Engine builders finally conquer profit
F1 engine manufacturers are relieved they’ve found a use for all this flipping money their parent companies keep making. (more…)
Rosberg upsets Hindu Goddess
Nico Rosberg has done something to upset Jyestha, the Hindu Goddess of misfortune. Just when it seemed he'd got the upper hand in the use of horseshoes and lucky rabbits'…
Ricciardo won some races, apparently
Some of the 2014 F1 races have been won by Daniel Ricciardo in a Red Bull, it's been revealed. The 25 year old Antipodean crossed the finish line before anyone…
