Whitmarsh bigs up pension scheme, gym membership and Technology Centre tea and coffee facilities

Martin Whitmarsh says you shouldn’t underestimate Mclaren’s superb staff benefits package. Putting the finishing touches on his Powerpoint presentation: “Lewis: look at what you’d be missing!”, Mclaren’s CEO was keen…

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Mclaren run by teenagers

The Mclaren team have been taken over by a bunch of temperamental Grade 8 shits, it’s been revealed. Not a week after the team announced they were relying on Silverstone…

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Mclaren save planet

Mclaren are well on their way to achieving Ron Dennis’ goal of single-handedly saving the planet from environmental destruction in 2012. The team from Woking attracted much criticism at the…

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Adults to design 2012 Mclaren overalls

Mclaren have confirmed they will revert to the tailoring skills of adults for this year’s flame-proof billboard romper suit collection, writes our fashionable racewear correspondent, Tiffany Bapsweet. Mclaren’s underwhelming 2011…

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