Mclaren accidentally sign Marc Marquez

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Mclaren have accidentally landed Marc Marquez for the 2015 F1 season. The Woking concern revealed they hired the 21 year old Moto GP sensation following its superstar blunderbuss recruitment strategy.…

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Whitmarsh still lurking

Martin Whitmarsh is still hanging about somewhere or other. The now ex-Mclaren Racing CEO was replaced by uber-Mclaren boss, Ron Dennis in January and hasn't been seen in public since.…

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Mclaren fans twinned with Arsenal

Mclaren fans are to be twinned with those from perennial non-Premier League winners, Arsenal. The Woking squad have had a wretched 2013 to go with respectively disappointing, excruciating and woeful…

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Button basically shit detector

Jenson Button is now McLaren's official yardstick of mediocrity. The 33 year old multiple Grand Prix winner has had his status altered by his employers and will from now on…

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Sam Michael actually malignant virus

Sam Michael is really a dangerous pathogen capable of infecting any F1 team exposed to him within a matter of hours. The Mclaren Sporting Director’s diagnosis was confirmed after his…

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That wasn’t us, say Honda

That car between 2007 and 2008 called a Honda wasn’t a Honda, say Honda. Announcing their return to Formula 1 with Mclaren, the Japanese motor manufacturer went on and on about…

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Mclaren cars now made by Apple

Mclaren have confirmed their Formula 1 car is now being conceived and manufactured by the computer company, Apple. The Californian gizmo generators were rumbled when the latest Mclaren updates turned out…

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Dennis admits Hip-Hop deficit

Ron Dennis has admitted his record collection stopped in the early 90s. The Mclaren Chairman was talking on the eve of the 2013 season about the loss of Lewis Hamilton…

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