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That’s it then is it? asks Vandoorne

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 30, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Stoffel Vandoorne has asked if that’s basically his motorsports career and what the fuck was the point of any of it? (more…)

Honda just fucking with Mclaren

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 28, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Honda have revealed their 3 year partnership with Mclaren was simply for shits and giggles. (more…)

Mclaren looking forward to recreating 1995 glory days

Post author:Ed
Post published:January 7, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Mclaren can’t wait until the start of the 2018 F1 season where the Woking marque are planning on scoring the odd point when their ugly car isn’t blowing itself to smithereens. (more…)

Leaked Mclaren prototype indicates 2018 engine option

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 25, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Button Monaco preparation ramps up

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 20, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Alonso suddenly remembers Days of Thunder was the one he liked

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 6, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso has just remembered he liked the film Days of Thunder, not Driven. (more…)

Alonso craving grits

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 19, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso has got a craving for grits and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. (more…)

Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 14, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)

Because this is easier than sitting in a bathtub of beans, Alonso admits

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 27, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso is still driving for Mclaren because he’s getting sponsored for it and it’s marginally more pleasurable than sitting in a cold tub of baked beans. (more…)

Honda 100% committed shock

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 17, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Orange paint faster McLaren theory failure

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 4, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Mclaren’s theory that the colour orange is worth at least half a second a lap has proved mistaken say lap time experts. (more…)

Mclaren unveil Fernando Alonso career coffin colour

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 24, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Dennis exit sparks Mclaren personnel final day board game rush

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 26, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Ron Dennis‘ sudden removal from the Mclaren team as CEO finally let its employees have the chance to bring board games in for the last Grand Prix of the season. (more…)

Button to spend 2017 posting annoying Instagrams

Post author:Ed
Post published:September 3, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Jenson Button has announced that he is going to make the most of his 2017 gap year and won’t flinch from telling everyone about it. (more…)

Mclaren still trying to kill Alonso

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 29, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso‘s Mclaren is going to have a crack at his legs next having already concussed, electrocuted and smashed the fucker in his stupid, Spanish chest. (more…)

VW execs fear Mclaren punishment

Post author:Ed
Post published:January 26, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Volkswagen’s top brass are terrified they will have to go and work at Mclaren as part of the company’s emissions scandal punishment. (more…)

Mclaren unveil concept car

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 5, 2015
Post Category:In Pictures

Dennis just wanting to know what Mclaren looks like without writing on it

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 27, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Ron Dennis believes the F1 world would have a completely different opinion about his Mclaren cars if only all this writing wasn’t obscuring its inherent beauty. (more…)