That’s it then is it? asks Vandoorne
Stoffel Vandoorne has asked if that’s basically his motorsports career and what the fuck was the point of any of it? (more…)
Mclaren looking forward to recreating 1995 glory days
Alonso suddenly remembers Days of Thunder was the one he liked
Fernando Alonso has just remembered he liked the film Days of Thunder, not Driven. (more…)
Alonso craving grits
Fernando Alonso has got a craving for grits and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. (more…)
Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis
Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)
Because this is easier than sitting in a bathtub of beans, Alonso admits
Fernando Alonso is still driving for Mclaren because he’s getting sponsored for it and it’s marginally more pleasurable than sitting in a cold tub of baked beans. (more…)
Orange paint faster McLaren theory failure
Dennis exit sparks Mclaren personnel final day board game rush
Ron Dennis‘ sudden removal from the Mclaren team as CEO finally let its employees have the chance to bring board games in for the last Grand Prix of the season. (more…)
Button to spend 2017 posting annoying Instagrams
Jenson Button has announced that he is going to make the most of his 2017 gap year and won’t flinch from telling everyone about it. (more…)
Mclaren still trying to kill Alonso
Fernando Alonso‘s Mclaren is going to have a crack at his legs next having already concussed, electrocuted and smashed the fucker in his stupid, Spanish chest. (more…)
