That’s it then is it? asks Vandoorne
Stoffel Vandoorne has asked if that’s basically his motorsports career and what the fuck was the point of any of it? (more…)
Stoffel Vandoorne has asked if that’s basically his motorsports career and what the fuck was the point of any of it? (more…)
Mclaren can’t wait until the start of the 2018 F1 season where the Woking marque are planning on scoring the odd point when their ugly car isn’t blowing itself to smithereens. (more…)
Fernando Alonso has just remembered he liked the film Days of Thunder, not Driven. (more…)
Fernando Alonso has got a craving for grits and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. (more…)
Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)
Fernando Alonso is still driving for Mclaren because he’s getting sponsored for it and it’s marginally more pleasurable than sitting in a cold tub of baked beans. (more…)
Mclaren’s theory that the colour orange is worth at least half a second a lap has proved mistaken say lap time experts. (more…)
Ron Dennis‘ sudden removal from the Mclaren team as CEO finally let its employees have the chance to bring board games in for the last Grand Prix of the season. (more…)
Jenson Button has announced that he is going to make the most of his 2017 gap year and won’t flinch from telling everyone about it. (more…)
Fernando Alonso‘s Mclaren is going to have a crack at his legs next having already concussed, electrocuted and smashed the fucker in his stupid, Spanish chest. (more…)
Volkswagen’s top brass are terrified they will have to go and work at Mclaren as part of the company’s emissions scandal punishment. (more…)
Ron Dennis believes the F1 world would have a completely different opinion about his Mclaren cars if only all this writing wasn’t obscuring its inherent beauty. (more…)