Max Verstappen's absence from the Grand Prix circuits has helped ward off mounting toilet paper panic, F1 chiefs have confirmed.
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Esteban Ocon has mistakenly conflated his actions crashing into Max Verstappen with that of a lower league side knocking out a Premier League one in the FA Cup. (more…)
Jos Verstappen has grudgingly given in to the hype around his son but only now the 20 year old has physically confronted his fellow competitors. (more…)
Monaco is bricking it as the Grand Prix venue anticipates the arrival of Max Verstappen at the currently pristine track. (more…)
Red Bull Racing are considering the nuclear option of removing Max Verstappen’s XBox if the driver continues crashing, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Following several failed attempts, Max Verstappen has finally hit his team mate . (more…)
Future Max Verstappen comparisons to drivers doing Max Verstappen type things are to be monetized by the 19 year old’s dad, Jos. (more…)
Max Verstappen used to show his hand at stone, scissors, paper fractionally after the opposing player had, ex-classmates have confirmed. (more…)
New F1 fans from Holland lured to the Ardenne to watch Max Verstappen at the Belgian Grand Prix have already decided the sport is shit. (more…)
Max Verstappen is playing the real life part of that bell-end on Codemasters F1 who keeps dicking up your races. (more…)
Pastor Maldonado is pointing out he won the Spanish Grand Prix as well and what’s all the fuss about? (more…)
Daniil Kvyat is trying to decide if he can blub in front of everyone now rather than just keep holding it in. (more…)
Max Verstappen has yet to come down for his tea even though his team have been calling and calling him for half a fucking hour. (more…)
Felipe Massa was smashing the shit out of the rest of the field at Max Verstappen’s age, the Brazilian has boasted. (more…)
Max Verstappen claims his high speed Lotus rear-ending at the Monaco Grand Prix was merely an homage to the black and gold charlatans’ newest sponsor, Pharrell Williams. (more…)
