Early warning Mosley scandal system to remain paperboy based

WHSmith: Top sports admin sex pervert, Max Mosley will continue to find out everybody else knows what he’s been up to when the newspaper pops through his letterbox at the same time as everyone else, writes our Court of Human Rights Time Wasting correspondent, Trisha. (more…)

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Briatore and Mosley to settle this in the fucking car park, alright?

The war of words between ex-F1 supremo Max Mosley and ex-team principal, disgraced comedy-jowled Italian Flavio Briatore rose to boiling point last night when the former - or possibly the latter - finally snapped whilst on his second pint and urged his protagonist to settle this like men in the car park following yet another harsh exchange of views concerning the latter’s right to even lace the former’s fucking shoes.

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Max Mosley story to become musical

London’s Theatreland: Top impresarios from the world of greasepaint and shirt lifting are said to be turning Max Mosley’s life into a musical to rival the most popular ever seen on Broadway such as West Side Story, Les Miserables and On the Buses! (more…)

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Satirists facing reality usurpation

Would be satirists, jokers, japesters and those looking for wry amusement in F1 at every juncture were last night counting the cost of a story that threatened to turn jocular irony itself into a thing of ridicule

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Ethnic Minority Groups in Mosley-endorsement-irony: Ecclestone stops counting money long enough to call for calm

Mississippi Burning: Splay-legged, resplendent in ivory white 3 piece suit and matching Stetson, Bernard Ecclestone esq. sought yesterday to dampen certain ardours regarding the coloured issue, addressing busy yet concerned…

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