People following me on Twitter, shocked Will Stevens discovers
Will Stevens has found out he has followers on Twitter. (more…)
Marussia and Caterham Megatron merge attempt ends in failure
Marussia's attempt to join up with the Caterham team and become Megatron, failed when it couldn't get out of Abu Dhabi customs. The red and black team was planning on…
HRT won in the end
The defunct F1 team HRT ended up as the best of the 3 teams that entered F1 in 2010 because they lost the least money. The Spanish concern burbled along…
Future Grand Prix to be imaginary
Future Grand Prix are all going to be run from inside your head, it's been revealed. Plans for the entirely fictitious formula were announced by the FIA whilst it was…
Marussia exchange points down cash converters
Marussia have already gone down cash converters and exchanged their Monaco points for cold, hard cash. The scarcely solvent Russian outfit made the move on the Monday following the historic…
Chilton 2013 finishing record actually twice as good, say F1 scientists
Max Chilton ’s record breaking 2013 finishing record is actually twice as impressive, say experts. Scientists at Newcastle-under-Lyme’s Max Planck institute of Applied Thinking about Crazy Shit have shown how…
Marussia wondering if German GP metaphor overdoing it?
Marussia are concerned the image of their car on fire slowly going backwards into a polystyrene bollard is too obvious. The symbolic self-destruction of Jules Bianchi’s mount last Sunday was…
Bianchi trying hard to pretend this cheaper, shoddier substitute thing as good as more expensive, better thing
Jules Bianchi ’s facial muscles are getting a real workout as the Italian attempts to pretend his Marussia drive is a dream come true. The 23 year-old Ferrari test driver…
Glock Valencia bunk-off shock
Marussia are investigating whether Timo Glock bunked off doing his back of the grid homework in last weekend’s European Grand Prix. (more…)
