Lotus name struggling with identity crisis
Lotus staff angry at Ecclestone soul-ownership deal
Lotus staff are livid part of the Bernie Ecclestone deal to pay off their salaries involves the billionaire owning their souls in perpetuity. (more…)
“I never touched her!!!” Maldonado crash-blame denial
Pastor Maldonado never touched his car and anyway, she’s a lying slag claims the Venezuelan. (more…)
Verstappen just massive Blurred Lines fan
Max Verstappen claims his high speed Lotus rear-ending at the Monaco Grand Prix was merely an homage to the black and gold charlatans’ newest sponsor, Pharrell Williams. (more…)
Maldonado Lotus self-harm shock
Pastor Maldonado’s Lotus is so traumatised by the Venezuelan’s abuse of it, observers fear the car has taken to self-harming. (more…)
Hawking gets Lotus drive
Stephen Hawking is the latest surprise development driver to be hired by the Lotus F1 team. (more…)
Yeah, but Maldonado thought Les Miserables was good as well
Whatever Pastor Maldonado says about Lotus, you have to take into account the fact the Venezuelan also loved Les Miserables. (more…)
Lotus to slow down time
Lotus are to slow down time so there’s no chance you’ll find out whether they actually do dig themselves out of their latest shit-hole. In a risky development move, the…
Lotus emulation to include going bankrupt
The Lotus team are to complete their metamorphosis into the original Lotus by going into liquidation. The Hedge Fund backed squad of identity thieves revealed it was fully committed to…
Lotus to spend first test getting to the bottom of this Wonga quote
Lotus are to sit out the first official F1 test in order to fully understand the terms of this Wonga loan. The Enstone squad made the announcement just as backroom boffins…
