Lotus name struggling with identity crisis
Lotus given 10 weeks to pick winning lottery numbers
Lotus given 10 weeks to pick winning lottery numbers
Lotus staff angry at Ecclestone soul-ownership deal
Lotus staff are livid part of the Bernie Ecclestone deal to pay off their salaries involves the billionaire owning their souls in perpetuity. (more…)
“I never touched her!!!” Maldonado crash-blame denial
Pastor Maldonado never touched his car and anyway, she’s a lying slag claims the Venezuelan. (more…)
Pharrell Williams thought F1 Finnish porn channel
Pharrell Williams thought F1 Finnish porn channel
Verstappen just massive Blurred Lines fan
Max Verstappen claims his high speed Lotus rear-ending at the Monaco Grand Prix was merely an homage to the black and gold charlatans’ newest sponsor, Pharrell Williams. (more…)
Maldonado Lotus self-harm shock
Pastor Maldonado’s Lotus is so traumatised by the Venezuelan’s abuse of it, observers fear the car has taken to self-harming. (more…)
Hawking gets Lotus drive
Stephen Hawking is the latest surprise development driver to be hired by the Lotus F1 team. (more…)
Lotus 2014 bar-lowering strategy to reap 2015 dividends
Lotus 2014 bar-lowering strategy to reap 2015 dividends
Mysterious, spontaneous F1 fan laughter linked to sudden Quantum recollection
Mysterious, spontaneous F1 fan laughter linked to sudden Quantum recollection
Yeah, but Maldonado thought Les Miserables was good as well
Whatever Pastor Maldonado says about Lotus, you have to take into account the fact the Venezuelan also loved Les Miserables. (more…)
This ability of Maldonado to get points not exactly what we had in mind, admit Lotus
This ability of Maldonado to get points not exactly what we had in mind, admit Lotus
Lotus to slow down time
Lotus are to slow down time so there’s no chance you’ll find out whether they actually do dig themselves out of their latest shit-hole. In a risky development move, the…
Lotus emulation to include going bankrupt
The Lotus team are to complete their metamorphosis into the original Lotus by going into liquidation. The Hedge Fund backed squad of identity thieves revealed it was fully committed to…