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Lotus name struggling with identity crisis

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Post published:February 7, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

The purchase and subsequent re-launch of Lotus as Renault has left the former team’s identity at a complete loss. (more…)

Lotus looking less of a bargain, Renault suddenly realise

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 26, 2015
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Lotus staff angry at Ecclestone soul-ownership deal

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Post published:September 17, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Lotus staff are livid part of the Bernie Ecclestone deal to pay off their salaries involves the billionaire owning their souls in perpetuity. (more…)

“I never touched her!!!” Maldonado crash-blame denial

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 29, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Pastor Maldonado never touched his car and anyway, she’s a lying slag claims the Venezuelan. (more…)

Verstappen just massive Blurred Lines fan

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Post published:May 26, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Max Verstappen claims his high speed Lotus rear-ending at the Monaco Grand Prix was merely an homage to the black and gold charlatans’ newest sponsor, Pharrell Williams. (more…)

Maldonado Lotus self-harm shock

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Post published:May 15, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Pastor Maldonado’s Lotus is so traumatised by the Venezuelan’s abuse of it, observers fear the car has taken to self-harming. (more…)

Hawking gets Lotus drive

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 28, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Stephen Hawking is the latest surprise development driver to be hired by the Lotus F1 team. (more…)

Carmen Jordá Lotus development role clarified

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 26, 2015
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Lotus admit E22 design flaw error

Post author:Ed
Post published:September 15, 2014
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Maldonado Lotus contract renewal reaction

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Post published:July 20, 2014
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Yeah, but Maldonado thought Les Miserables was good as well

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 11, 2014
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Whatever Pastor Maldonado says about Lotus, you have to take into account the fact the Venezuelan also loved Les Miserables. (more…)

Lotus to slow down time

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Post published:April 3, 2014
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Lotus are to slow down time so there’s no chance you’ll find out whether they actually do dig themselves out of their latest shit-hole. In a risky development move, the…

Lotus unveil controversial new nose

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 1, 2014
Post Category:In Pictures

Lotus emulation to include going bankrupt

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Post published:January 25, 2014
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The Lotus team are to complete their metamorphosis into the original Lotus by going into liquidation. The Hedge Fund backed squad of identity thieves revealed it was fully committed to…

Lotus to spend first test getting to the bottom of this Wonga quote

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Post published:January 6, 2014
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Lotus are to sit out the first official F1 test in order to fully understand the terms of this Wonga loan. The Enstone squad made the announcement just as backroom boffins…

Lotus settle Raikkonen bar bill

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Post published:November 29, 2013
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Raikkonen brinkmanship victory

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Post published:November 5, 2013
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Lotus issue bad language apology

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Post published:November 1, 2013
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Lotus hedge fund cash injection ‘imminent’

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Post published:October 16, 2013
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Raikkonen to be sold off as derivative

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Post published:August 18, 2013
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Kimi Raikkonen is to be packaged up as a complex financial instrument and sold onto the highest bidder. The 33 year-old Finn is out of contract at top financial vehicle,…