Lotus name struggling with identity crisis
The purchase and subsequent re-launch of Lotus as Renault has left the former team’s identity at a complete loss. (more…)
The purchase and subsequent re-launch of Lotus as Renault has left the former team’s identity at a complete loss. (more…)
Lotus staff are livid part of the Bernie Ecclestone deal to pay off their salaries involves the billionaire owning their souls in perpetuity. (more…)
Pastor Maldonado never touched his car and anyway, she’s a lying slag claims the Venezuelan. (more…)
Max Verstappen claims his high speed Lotus rear-ending at the Monaco Grand Prix was merely an homage to the black and gold charlatans’ newest sponsor, Pharrell Williams. (more…)
Pastor Maldonado’s Lotus is so traumatised by the Venezuelan’s abuse of it, observers fear the car has taken to self-harming. (more…)
Stephen Hawking is the latest surprise development driver to be hired by the Lotus F1 team. (more…)
Whatever Pastor Maldonado says about Lotus, you have to take into account the fact the Venezuelan also loved Les Miserables. (more…)
Lotus are to slow down time so there’s no chance you’ll find out whether they actually do dig themselves out of their latest shit-hole. In a risky development move, the…
The Lotus team are to complete their metamorphosis into the original Lotus by going into liquidation. The Hedge Fund backed squad of identity thieves revealed it was fully committed to…
Lotus are to sit out the first official F1 test in order to fully understand the terms of this Wonga loan. The Enstone squad made the announcement just as backroom boffins…
Kimi Raikkonen is to be packaged up as a complex financial instrument and sold onto the highest bidder. The 33 year-old Finn is out of contract at top financial vehicle,…