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Lotus name struggling with identity crisis

Ed
February 7, 2016
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The purchase and subsequent re-launch of Lotus as Renault has left the former team’s identity at a complete loss. (more…)

Lotus looking less of a bargain, Renault suddenly realise

Ed
December 26, 2015
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Lotus given 10 weeks to pick winning lottery numbers

Ed
September 29, 2015
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Lotus given 10 weeks to pick winning lottery numbers

Lotus staff angry at Ecclestone soul-ownership deal

Ed
September 17, 2015
Formula 1

Lotus staff are livid part of the Bernie Ecclestone deal to pay off their salaries involves the billionaire owning their souls in perpetuity. (more…)

“I never touched her!!!” Maldonado crash-blame denial

Ed
August 29, 2015
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Pastor Maldonado never touched his car and anyway, she’s a lying slag claims the Venezuelan. (more…)

Pharrell Williams thought F1 Finnish porn channel

Ed
May 30, 2015
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Pharrell Williams thought F1 Finnish porn channel

Verstappen just massive Blurred Lines fan

Ed
May 26, 2015
Formula 1

Max Verstappen claims his high speed Lotus rear-ending at the Monaco Grand Prix was merely an homage to the black and gold charlatans’ newest sponsor, Pharrell Williams. (more…)

Maldonado Lotus self-harm shock

Ed
May 15, 2015
Formula 1

Pastor Maldonado’s Lotus is so traumatised by the Venezuelan’s abuse of it, observers fear the car has taken to self-harming. (more…)

Hawking gets Lotus drive

Ed
February 28, 2015
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Stephen Hawking is the latest surprise development driver to be hired by the Lotus F1 team. (more…)

Carmen Jordá Lotus development role clarified

Ed
February 26, 2015
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Lotus 2014 bar-lowering strategy to reap 2015 dividends

Ed
February 3, 2015
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Lotus 2014 bar-lowering strategy to reap 2015 dividends

Lotus admit E22 design flaw error

Ed
September 15, 2014
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Mysterious, spontaneous F1 fan laughter linked to sudden Quantum recollection

Ed
August 17, 2014
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Mysterious, spontaneous F1 fan laughter linked to sudden Quantum recollection

Maldonado Lotus contract renewal reaction

Ed
July 20, 2014
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Yeah, but Maldonado thought Les Miserables was good as well

Ed
April 11, 2014
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Whatever Pastor Maldonado says about Lotus, you have to take into account the fact the Venezuelan also loved Les Miserables. (more…)

This ability of Maldonado to get points not exactly what we had in mind, admit Lotus

Ed
April 7, 2014
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This ability of Maldonado to get points not exactly what we had in mind, admit Lotus

Lotus to slow down time

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April 3, 2014
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Lotus are to slow down time so there’s no chance you’ll find out whether they actually do dig themselves out of their latest shit-hole. In a risky development move, the…

Lotus unveil controversial new nose

Ed
February 1, 2014
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Lotus emulation to include going bankrupt

Ed
January 25, 2014
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The Lotus team are to complete their metamorphosis into the original Lotus by going into liquidation. The Hedge Fund backed squad of identity thieves revealed it was fully committed to…

Quantum Leap Lotus episode longest and shittest on record, say experts

Ed
January 16, 2014
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Quantum Leap Lotus episode longest and shittest on record, say experts