Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department
James Vowles apologizes for Sherzinger break up
Mercedes‘ tacticul guru, James Vowles has apologized to Lewis Hamilton for inadvertently causing his 6 year old break-up with glamorous yoghurt saleswoman, Nicole Scherzinger. (more…)
Vettel confirms 4th title turns you into dickhead
Sebastian Vettel has confirmed that winning a 4th F1 title is the tipping point towards full-on bellendery. (more…)
Mercedes to deploy Hamilton poetry at championship finale
Vettel very sorry for making FIA look hypocritical
Sebastian Vettel has apologized for putting the FIA into the impossible position of having to choose between their own integrity or money. (more…)
Hamilton presented with massive metaphor
Lewis Hamilton was presented with a replica – or “fake version” of one of Ayrton Senna’s helmets to remind the Englishman what the family thought of his “record-breaking” pole position at Montreal. (more…)
Hamilton Vettel bromance making everyone remember that time they ate at a Harvester
Hamilton Vettel bromance making everyone remember that time they ate at a Harvester
Bottas not figured out Hamilton’s a twat yet
Lewis Hamilton has not revealed his more twattish elements to new team-mate Valtteri Bottas yet and so the pair of them are getting along like a house on fire. (more…)
Hamilton 2016 unreliability championship loss narrative tour continues
Lewis Hamilton’s expedition to find the last group of people on Earth still unaware the Englishman lost the 2016 F1 drivers World Championship because of reliability issues is still ongoing. (more…)
Future carehome colleagues wary of Hamilton still going on about 2016 reliability woes
Future carehome colleagues wary of Hamilton still going on about 2016 reliability woes
Hamilton metaphorically stamping on brown cloak wondering where nemesis gone
Hamilton metaphorically stamping on brown cloak wondering where nemesis gone
“Whatever,” says Rosberg
Lewis Hamilton’s faint praise damnation of Nico Rosberg’s retirement announcement has been met with the universally acknowledged sign of total indifference. (more…)
Whatever happens, I will still be World Champion of bellends says Hamilton
Lewis Hamilton doesn’t care what happens in the climax of the drivers’ championship as he will still be F1’s undisputed number 1 cockwand come the end of it. (more…)
Call of Duty Hamilton cameo to feature weapon jam and dud ammo
Call of Duty Hamilton cameo to feature weapon jam and dud ammo
God sub-contracting Lewis mechanical failures
God has confirmed he’s delegated Lewis Hamilton’s breakdowns to a junior deity previously working in parks and recreation. (more…)
Maybe Higher Power just making 2016 Lewis title all the sweeter? go dumbest Hamilton fans
Maybe Higher Power just making 2016 Lewis title all the sweeter? go dumbest Hamilton fans