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Renault seek KERS boost by harnessing Briatore rants

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Post published:May 13, 2009
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Chanson d’amour: Renault are seeking to make a performance upgrade following their disappointing start to the 2009 season by exploiting the explosive power of their boss’s volcanic tirades, it has…

Top Doc in Time Travel Terror KERS warning

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Post published:February 11, 2009
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Hill Valley: A top scientist last night raised fresh concerns regarding the controversial FIA-sponsored KERS system by sensationally cautioning that it could inadvertently cause time travel under certain circumstances. Dr…

KERS malfunction prompts nylon clothing fears

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Post published:January 11, 2009
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Electricity Showrooms: the head of an influential research body today issued a dire warning to F1 teams regarding the introduction of Kinetic Energy Reduction Systems during the 2009 season. The…