Button to return to F1 as middle-aged woman’s fantasy
Jenson Button is to make a dramatic return to F1, unshaven and oiled up but only in various middle aged women’s daydreams, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Button to spend 2017 posting annoying Instagrams
Jenson Button has announced that he is going to make the most of his 2017 gap year and won’t flinch from telling everyone about it. (more…)
Future driver radio comms allowed if knife wielding maniac enters cockpit
Drivers are allowed to ask for assistance from their engineers over the radio only if their life is being endangered by an armed psychotic, the FIA have ruled. (more…)
Button enticed by Honda Jazz
Jenson Button is still weighing up the benefits of a 1.6 Honda Jazz with electric windows and air conditioning. (more…)
Maldonado drivers-running-into-the-back-of-me technique, still work in progress
Pastor Maldonado has admitted he hasn’t fully honed his technique for having accidents with people behind him. (more…)
Button wants what Alonso’s having
Jenson Button wants to try whatever is making Alonso forget the Mclaren they’ve both driven. (more…)
Button, Dennis cuckold bombshell
The reason Ron Dennis divorced his wife over 5 years ago was because he caught Jenson Button sleeping with her. Well he must have done otherwise why is the 34…
Dennis determined to out-arsehole Horner
Ron Dennis is absolutely committed to being Formula 1's top ballbag no matter what anyone else does - apart from Bernie Ecclestone. The 67 year old head of Mclaren announced…
John Button, “watching the tennis”
John Button didn't notice all the people wearing pink in his honour at Silverstone because he was busy watching the tennis. The now 6 month dead co-progenitor of Mclaren driver…
Button basically shit detector
Jenson Button is now McLaren's official yardstick of mediocrity. The 33 year old multiple Grand Prix winner has had his status altered by his employers and will from now on…
Future Button, Perez fracas to be settled in beautifully engineered Mclaren car park
From now on, Jenson Button, Sergio Perez contretemps will be dealt with in a geometrically perfect car park at Mclaren’s Technology Centre. ‘Checo’ Perez’ wheel banging on team-mate Jenson Button at…
Button contract not in the version of Grand Theft Auto I bought, says Hamilton
Rainbow Islands: Jenson Button’s multi-million pound, multi-year Mclaren deal has never happened in any of the versions of Grand Theft Auto Lewis Hamilton has played through, writes our video game…
Button title push, “based on this trick Derren Brown told me”
Jenson Button’s 2011 driver’s title will amaze you even more than Robbie Williams singing a nursery rhyme whilst a conjurer inserts needles into his arms. (more…)
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