Button to return to F1 as middle-aged woman’s fantasy
Jenson Button is to make a dramatic return to F1, unshaven and oiled up but only in various middle aged women’s daydreams, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Button to spend 2017 posting annoying Instagrams
Jenson Button has announced that he is going to make the most of his 2017 gap year and won’t flinch from telling everyone about it. (more…)
Future driver radio comms allowed if knife wielding maniac enters cockpit
Drivers are allowed to ask for assistance from their engineers over the radio only if their life is being endangered by an armed psychotic, the FIA have ruled. (more…)
Button enticed by Honda Jazz
Jenson Button is still weighing up the benefits of a 1.6 Honda Jazz with electric windows and air conditioning. (more…)
Maldonado drivers-running-into-the-back-of-me technique, still work in progress
Pastor Maldonado has admitted he hasn’t fully honed his technique for having accidents with people behind him. (more…)
Maldonado Lotus tells Button, “you should try just 10 laps with *this* lunatic”
Maldonado Lotus tells Button, "you should try just 10 laps with *this* lunatic"
Maldonado Lotus giving off “nutter” radiation complains Button
Maldonado Lotus giving off "nutter" radiation complains Button
Button wants what Alonso’s having
Jenson Button wants to try whatever is making Alonso forget the Mclaren they’ve both driven. (more…)
Button *this* close to being nostalgic about 2007
Button *this* close to being nostalgic about 2007
Button, Dennis cuckold bombshell
The reason Ron Dennis divorced his wife over 5 years ago was because he caught Jenson Button sleeping with her. Well he must have done otherwise why is the 34…
Dennis determined to out-arsehole Horner
Ron Dennis is absolutely committed to being Formula 1's top ballbag no matter what anyone else does - apart from Bernie Ecclestone. The 67 year old head of Mclaren announced…
Button sympathy hits wealth, job, model-shagging status wall
Button sympathy hits wealth, job, model-shagging status wall
Button Mclaren doubt speculation enters 5th year
Button Mclaren doubt speculation enters 5th year