Red Bull sign long term scapegoat replacement
Struggling to locate marketing opportunities with its F1 program, Honda are thinking of launching an appalling family car to try and cash in on the tanking clusterfuck. (more…)
Honda have confirmed that Fernando Alonso will never escape their ineptitude no matter where he hides. (more…)
Fernando Alonso has just remembered he liked the film Days of Thunder, not Driven. (more…)
Staff who worked on the Earth Dreams Honda have finally stopped crying, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)
Fernando Alonso is still driving for Mclaren because he’s getting sponsored for it and it’s marginally more pleasurable than sitting in a cold tub of baked beans. (more…)
Mclaren’s theory that the colour orange is worth at least half a second a lap has proved mistaken say lap time experts. (more…)
A GP2 engine is en route to Fernando Alonso’s house because it doesn’t take that sort of shit from anyone. (more…)
Jenson Button is still weighing up the benefits of a 1.6 Honda Jazz with electric windows and air conditioning. (more…)
Everyone else has been improving their engines at the same bloody time we were, Honda have complained. (more…)
The Mclaren Honda marketing team have spent the August break figuring out really good reasons for them being this shit next year as well. (more…)