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Red Bull sign long term scapegoat replacement

Post author:Ed
Post published:June 22, 2018
Post Category:In Pictures

Honda just fucking with Mclaren

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 28, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Honda have revealed their 3 year partnership with Mclaren was simply for shits and giggles. (more…)

That’s not a crisis, Honda tell Sauber

Post author:Ed
Post published:June 20, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Sauber have no idea what a crisis is, their 2018 future engine partner has informed them. (more…)

Honda to launch Honda ‘Shit’

Post author:Ed
Post published:June 15, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Struggling to locate marketing opportunities with its F1 program, Honda are thinking of launching an appalling family car to try and cash in on the tanking clusterfuck. (more…)

Honda confirms Alonso curse

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 31, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Honda have confirmed that Fernando Alonso will never escape their ineptitude no matter where he hides. (more…)

Button Monaco preparation ramps up

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 20, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Alonso suddenly remembers Days of Thunder was the one he liked

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 6, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso has just remembered he liked the film Days of Thunder, not Driven. (more…)

Earth Dreams Honda employees now proud of their work

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 26, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Staff who worked on the Earth Dreams Honda have finally stopped crying, it’s been revealed. (more…)

Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 14, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)

Because this is easier than sitting in a bathtub of beans, Alonso admits

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 27, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso is still driving for Mclaren because he’s getting sponsored for it and it’s marginally more pleasurable than sitting in a cold tub of baked beans. (more…)