Honda just fucking with Mclaren
That’s not a crisis, Honda tell Sauber
Honda to launch Honda ‘Shit’
Struggling to locate marketing opportunities with its F1 program, Honda are thinking of launching an appalling family car to try and cash in on the tanking clusterfuck. (more…)
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Honda confirms Alonso curse
Honda have confirmed that Fernando Alonso will never escape their ineptitude no matter where he hides. (more…)
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Alonso suddenly remembers Days of Thunder was the one he liked
Fernando Alonso has just remembered he liked the film Days of Thunder, not Driven. (more…)
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Earth Dreams Honda employees now proud of their work
Staff who worked on the Earth Dreams Honda have finally stopped crying, it’s been revealed. (more…)
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Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis
Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)
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Because this is easier than sitting in a bathtub of beans, Alonso admits
Fernando Alonso is still driving for Mclaren because he’s getting sponsored for it and it’s marginally more pleasurable than sitting in a cold tub of baked beans. (more…)
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Mercedes working out if they’re that girl the guy left who now wants to get back together with because the girl he left them for has become fat
Mercedes working out if they're that girl the guy left who now wants to get back together with because the girl he left them for has become fat
Orange paint faster McLaren theory failure
Fernando Alonso past life more heinous than thought
Fernando Alonso past life more heinous than thought
Mclaren no longer shittest thing in F1, beams Ron Dennis
Mclaren no longer shittest thing in F1, beams Ron Dennis
Honda to wallow in Mercedes decibel equality as long as possible
Honda to wallow in Mercedes decibel equality as long as possible
Consenus Mclaren can’t be shit as last year hanging in balance
Consenus Mclaren can't be shit as last year hanging in balance
Vodka Red Bull, Red Bull-Honda connection, thinks everybody
Vodka Red Bull, Red Bull-Honda connection, thinks everybody
