Honda to launch Honda ‘Shit’
Struggling to locate marketing opportunities with its F1 program, Honda are thinking of launching an appalling family car to try and cash in on the tanking clusterfuck. (more…)
Honda confirms Alonso curse
Honda have confirmed that Fernando Alonso will never escape their ineptitude no matter where he hides. (more…)
Alonso suddenly remembers Days of Thunder was the one he liked
Fernando Alonso has just remembered he liked the film Days of Thunder, not Driven. (more…)
Earth Dreams Honda employees now proud of their work
Staff who worked on the Earth Dreams Honda have finally stopped crying, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis
Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)
Because this is easier than sitting in a bathtub of beans, Alonso admits
Fernando Alonso is still driving for Mclaren because he’s getting sponsored for it and it’s marginally more pleasurable than sitting in a cold tub of baked beans. (more…)
Orange paint faster McLaren theory failure
GP2 engine to “have words” with Alonso
A GP2 engine is en route to Fernando Alonso’s house because it doesn’t take that sort of shit from anyone. (more…)
Button enticed by Honda Jazz
Jenson Button is still weighing up the benefits of a 1.6 Honda Jazz with electric windows and air conditioning. (more…)
Other engine manufacturers flipping developing as well, Honda exclaim
Everyone else has been improving their engines at the same bloody time we were, Honda have complained. (more…)
Mclaren spending 2015 break coming up with 2016 excuses
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