Could we have a different Indian patriot please? say Indians
Indians were asking if they could have an alternative billionaire patriot to the Vijay Mallya one they’d been given as he’s basically gone and done the opposite of what one of those is supposed to do. (more…)
Hungaroring hit us first though, claims Force India
Force India’s Hungaroring accidents were because the circuit attacked it, the team has claimed. (more…)
Hulkenberg extends normal working life simulator contract
Nico Hulkenberg has decided to continue his role emulating the frustrating life of a typical everyday man. The 27 year old has been gradually perfecting the giant, sit-in, everyday life-emulating device…
Di Resta mechanics ask, “are you getting the message yet?”
Di Resta's mechanics aren't sure Paul knows how much of a tit they think he is. The 26 year old Stephen Hendry tribute act has suffered consecutive Q1 qualifying cock-ups…
Bianchi trying hard to pretend this cheaper, shoddier substitute thing as good as more expensive, better thing
Jules Bianchi ’s facial muscles are getting a real workout as the Italian attempts to pretend his Marussia drive is a dream come true. The 23 year-old Ferrari test driver…
Force India unveil 2nd driver
Force India have announced that Damien Hirst’s art work, For the Love of God is to be Paul di Resta’s partner at Force India for 2013. The £50m diamond skull…
Force India apologise for competing
Corridor outside Mr Domenicali’s office: Force India today apologized for competing in the F1 Championship this year and promised never to do such a silly, stupid thing again. (more…)
Fisichella Force India drive boosts sofa sales
Cobra Beer Factory: Giancarlo Fisichella’s surprise recruitment to Force India’s driving squad has prompted a rush to buy settees amongst F1 fans around the world. Speaking from outside his local…