In Short

• Force India still thinking about swapping positions
• Honda sympathetic with Palmer 1-armed rally crash test dummy replacement threat
• Rosberg mind games mostly pointing out Scherzinger yoghurt ads
• Alonso Montreal gloves recipients face lifetime of appalling luck
• Mclaren offer Alonso raft racing contract

In Random

• John Button, “watching the tennis”
• New Red Bull crucial to rival designer’s feelings of self-worth
• Maldonado to up crashing game in Austria
• Noble, humiliated Latin country ego restored now shiny red car has beaten shiny silver car
• Lotus celebrate new name with team barbecue

In Tagnuts

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