Briatore dignity denies return: “I still need some time to think”, says estranged sense of ex-team principal’s pride and self-esteem
The dignity of the no-longer-disgraced-but-still-ex-head of the Renault F1 team, Flavio Briatore has been accused of speaking untruths following the Italian’s acquittal in a French court of being charged in the right way about something bad he’d definitely done.
Briatore and Mosley to settle this in the fucking car park, alright?
The war of words between ex-F1 supremo Max Mosley and ex-team principal, disgraced comedy-jowled Italian Flavio Briatore rose to boiling point last night when the former - or possibly the latter - finally snapped whilst on his second pint and urged his protagonist to settle this like men in the car park following yet another harsh exchange of views concerning the latter’s right to even lace the former’s fucking shoes.
FIA seeks Flav zombie status clarification for possible defence plea failure sanction extension
The FIA has admitted it will seek clarification on Flavio Briatore’s status as a member of the perpetual undead should the disgraced ex-head of the Renault F1 team fail in his bid to see his motorsport ban lifted in January
“Fernando is…high fiving Flav! Nelsinho actually did it! LOL!!!” Alonso Facebook status Massa anger clue sensation
Cyber-space: the astonishing recent outburst by Ferrari driver and head-injury poster boy, Felipe Massa concerning his 2010 teammate’s involvement in the Crash Gate scandal was sensationally sparked by an errant…
Briatore: would have gotten away with it – if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids
New revelations concerning the demise of flamboyant, lying, pig-eyed rambunctious manipulating crooked shit bag and alleged loony, Flavio Briatore have recently been revealed, it has been revealed. (more…)
Renault seek KERS boost by harnessing Briatore rants
Chanson d’amour: Renault are seeking to make a performance upgrade following their disappointing start to the 2009 season by exploiting the explosive power of their boss’s volcanic tirades, it has…
Briatore “cheat” slur fury finally loosens tan
Renault boss Flavio Briatore was today left not just speechless but colourless with fury following allegations his team cheated their way through the 2007 season courtesy of stolen McLaren information