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Vettel very sorry for making FIA look hypocritical

Vettel very sorry for making FIA look hypocritical

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:June 28, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Sebastian Vettel has apologized for putting the FIA into the impossible position of having to choose between their own integrity or money. (more…)

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Make your fucking minds up, F1 fans told

Make your fucking minds up, F1 fans told

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 2, 2017
  • Post Category:Formula 1

F1 fans have been told to decide whether they want fast, mean looking cars or overtaking because the stupid dickheads can’t have both, obviously. (more…)

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FIA to make fewer rules in the pub

FIA to make fewer rules in the pub

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 12, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

The FIA have agreed to make fewer of their decisions after work in the Red Lion. (more…)

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Future driver radio comms allowed if knife wielding maniac enters cockpit

Future driver radio comms allowed if knife wielding maniac enters cockpit

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 28, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Drivers are allowed to ask for assistance from their engineers over the radio only if their life is being endangered by an armed psychotic, the FIA have ruled. (more…)

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F1 hails Piss Up in Brewery success

F1 hails Piss Up in Brewery success

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 5, 2016
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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2017 rules discussion not as entertaining as promised, complain F1 fans

2017 rules discussion not as entertaining as promised, complain F1 fans

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 29, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

The 2017 rules discussion F1 teams hoped would wow fans around the world has proved less popular than hoped. (more…)

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Powerful self-delusionist meets Pope

Powerful self-delusionist meets Pope

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 14, 2016
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Thank God all these people didn’t ruin everything, F1 exclaims

Thank God all these people didn’t ruin everything, F1 exclaims

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 10, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

F1 is thanking its lucky stars all these unexpected human beings that turned up to the Mexican Grand Prix didn’t ruin everything. (more…)

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F1 Fans basically craving Death Race 2000

F1 Fans basically craving Death Race 2000

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:June 12, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

F1 is poised to ignore the recent fan survey results after they discovered everyone wanted F1 to be more like the 1975 film, Death Race 2000. (more…)

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In-season driver graphic design incompetence banned

In-season driver graphic design incompetence banned

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:February 23, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

F1 Drivers are to be banned from demonstrating why they shouldn’t be allowed near a sketch pad and felt-tip pens more than once a year. (more…)

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Scalextric better than F3, say FIA

Scalextric better than F3, say FIA

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 22, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Scalextric is a shorter route to F1 than F3 these days, say the FIA.

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Engine builders finally conquer profit

Engine builders finally conquer profit

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 13, 2015
  • Post Category:Formula 1

F1 engine manufacturers are relieved they’ve found a use for all this flipping money their parent companies keep making. (more…)

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FIA declare Double Points like when they used to race in South Africa

FIA declare Double Points like when they used to race in South Africa

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 6, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1

The FIA have decided double points will be like when everyone happily raced in Apartheid South Africa for years but that’s like, in the past and stuff. (more…)

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FIA to make drivers get out and push

FIA to make drivers get out and push

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:September 27, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1

F1’s governing body are to make drivers push their cars round the remaining Grand Prix tracks. (more…)

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FIA now just fucking with everybody

FIA now just fucking with everybody

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:June 25, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1
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The FIA have confirmed they’re just messing about and that. (more…)

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“Joke” Boullier cost cutting proposals revealed

“Joke” Boullier cost cutting proposals revealed

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 14, 2014
  • Post Category:In Pictures
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Radical spectacular F1 solution mooted

Radical spectacular F1 solution mooted

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 4, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1 / In Pictures
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2014 F1 cars basically illegal immigrants

2014 F1 cars basically illegal immigrants

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 21, 2014
  • Post Category:Formula 1
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The 2014 F1 regulations are importing a race of alien cars that will cost everyone a fortune and ultimately spell an end to the jobs and livelihoods of dozens of…

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Cameraman hit by wheel, “ruining carefree peril for rest of us”

Cameraman hit by wheel, “ruining carefree peril for rest of us”

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 26, 2013
  • Post Category:Formula 1
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The fucking idiot who apparently can't even see a bloody great 30 kilogram wheel barreling towards him has completely ruined our fun, the Formula 1 media has complained. The man…

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Not what it looks like, Todt announces from under desk

Not what it looks like, Todt announces from under desk

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 25, 2013
  • Post Category:Formula 1
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Jean Todt was just looking for his glasses actually, upon being spotted under his desk. The bloke inexplicably married to Michelle Yeoh hadn’t been seen since before the Bahrain Grand…

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