F1 fans have been told to decide whether they want fast, mean looking cars or overtaking because the stupid dickheads can't have both, obviously.
FIA protecting Verstappen for future crowd-pleasing accidents
Drivers are allowed to ask for assistance from their engineers over the radio only if their life is being endangered by an armed psychotic, the FIA have ruled.
New qualifying format popular among people who leave football matches early
10% louder engines to make F1 more than 9% louder, exalt FIA
Pissed up FIA delegates hoping that joke list of ideas didn't get leaked
Engine noise amplification to fix F1 audience snoring issue
F1 is thanking its lucky stars all these unexpected human beings that turned up to the Mexican Grand Prix didn't ruin everything.
F1 Drivers are to be banned from demonstrating why they shouldn't be allowed near a sketch pad and felt-tip pens more than once a year.
F1 engine manufacturers are relieved they've found a use for all this flipping money their parent companies keep making.
The FIA have decided double points will be like when everyone happily raced in Apartheid South Africa for years but that's like, in the past and stuff.
Engineers to fill F1 radio silence with sarcastic driver questions