Massa to be replaced with cymbal playing clockwork monkey
Felipe Massa is to be replaced by one of those cymbal bashing toy monkeys you see on the ground floor of Hamleys department store
Felipe Massa is to be replaced by one of those cymbal bashing toy monkeys you see on the ground floor of Hamleys department store
Ferrari complete final Melbourne documentation checks
Ferrari are to hire out top driver’s punch bag, Felipe Massa to the highest bidder on the grid for ritual humiliation
Ferrari are to block all future Rob Smedley radio traffic without telling him
Purgatory: Felipe Massa is now relying on God to come up with some sort of passable result during the rest of the 2011 season, writes our omnipotent correspondent, Stig Matter.…
LA Law: A group of European-based evolutionary biologists are suing Ford for manufacturing road transportation for American missing links, writes our tit-for-tat correspondent, Sally Forth. Addressing a small crowd on…
Ferrari has announced that its longstanding lucrative deal to make lung cancer seem fun and sexy has been extended
Badoer Ferrari exit goes according to plan
SQPR et tu Brutae: An entire nation of proud Italian men and women have regained their self-respect following the victory of a car painted largely red under all its advertising logos, sort of mostly made by their fellow countrymen. (more…)
J’accuse: Formula 1 teams gathering in Monza for the Italian Grand Prix were demanding clarification from the governing body as to how much they can sneer and laugh at their…
Maranello: Ferrari have insisted that pictures, footage and commentary by members of its Formula 1 team staff torturing and murdering a defenceless woodland animal are nothing of the sort and…
Behind the nave, out of view of the congregation: Ferrari’s signing of 11 year old Canadian, Lance Stroll to its Driver Academy has caused fury in the Catholic Church who claim it has a monopoly on exploiting ingenuous, vulnerable children. (more…)
Modena school of coughing: A legal firm representing several Grand Prix scrutineers employed by the FIA to srutinise, look at, peruse, probe, inspect, study and investigate the legality of F1…
Tamworth Homebase: Fears that Ferrari stalwart skull-crush baby face Brazilian Felipe Massa's sudden recent enthusiasm for putting up shelves, stud partition walls and kitchen splashbacks is merely a front for…
Michael Schumacher Schuey That German bloke My nan used to have a Fiat that broke down all the time as well Dust Devil
ACAS: Reports in the Italian media suggest that pre-season bragging rights to tempestuous internecine hissy fits and internal finger pointing have already been won by Ferrari, writes our flaky relationship…
Fernando Alonso's Ferrari contract has prompted Stefano Domenicali and Luca di Montezemolo to put the finishing touches to their P45s, writes our New Contract of Employment Correspondent, Babs Misandry. Following…
Ferrari’s hiring of Giancarlo Fisichella for the final 5 races of the 2009 season as a replacement for Luca Badoer finally signalled an end to the embarrassing spectacle of the red cars tooling around at the back of the field piloted by some old Italian driver
Reports from Spain that former World Champ, Fernando Alonso is to drive for Ferrari next year have officially become the longest ever drawn out F1 rumour in history it has been announced.