Itinerant worker hired to do menial Italian job
Fernando Alonso has asked Lewis Hamilton if he’s got time to write some touching ballads to Ferrari on his behalf? (more…)
Ferrari launch F1 name generator device
Person found to tell Ferrari this isn’t the worst car he’s ever driven
Ferrari are to concentrate their resources on building a Terminator like out of the films. Having finished scraping the world's final barrel, the Italian team have decided the best chance lead…
Sergio Perez has been warned by a wild-eyed old man with chaotic hair not to go in that big Italian house. The 22-year-old was attempting to retrieve a valuable legacy…
Sort of thing Massa knows what to do to keep Ferrari job, revealed
Fernando Alonso ’s performances have led Richard Dawkins to question whether there is in fact a God. The famously prickly evolutionary biologist has long denied the existence of a supernatural…
Persistent rain-sodden clouds of depression clinging to Felipe Massa are inadvertently assisting his team-mate’s title aspirations, it’s been revealed. The hapless Brazilian’s season has gone from bad to worse to…
Fernando Alonso has called on his Ferrari team to step up its sacrifice of teenage virgins. The Spaniard was talking ahead of this weekend’s British Grand Prix where the 2011…
2013 Ferrari Massa being considered for, revealed
Alonso Ferrari upgrade verdict in
Fernando Alonso’s novelty plastic sunglasses switch prior to his Malaysian Grand Prix victory has prompted his Ferrari team to shift their immediate development priorities to locating a lucky wardrobe. (more…)