Raikkonen get well card still figment in Ferrari mechanic's imagination
Inevitable Ferrari disappointment to start one race later
Raikkonen performs Ferrari metaphor through medium of breaking down from 4th place then rolling slowly back down hill to ignominious retirement
Talking to Ferrari distracted me from trying not to talk to Ferrari, says Bottas
F1 fans brought up on a sequence of tedious Vettel triumphs have been confused by spontaneous feelings of apparent affection towards the German driver.
Fast car created, "just to annoy Alonso" confirm Ferrari
Vettel given first stab at hiding "resigned disappointment" face