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Ferrari start panto season early

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 20, 2019
Post Category:In Pictures

Ferrari start panto season early

Booing this particular podium perfectly alright, say Ferrari

Post author:Ed
Post published:June 13, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

Ferrari have insisted booing the 2019 Canadian Grand Prix podium was perfectly acceptable unlike on previous occasions when it wasn't.

Ferrari insist everyone come down to their level

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 20, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

Ferrari have asked if everyone couldn't come down to their level of absolute omnishambles.

Leclerc sorry for being good

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 28, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

Charles Leclerc has apologised to his Ferrari team for being so fast.

F1 fans sick of experts

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 14, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

F1 fans are sick of experts telling them there could be an F1 title fight when that is clearly abject bollocks. (more…)

Sebastian Vettel

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 9, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

Charles Leclerc

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 8, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

This year’s collapse will be something else, say Ferrari watchers

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 28, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

Ferrari’s capitulation of the 2019 drivers’ and constructors championships is going to be an absolute doozy, everyone has concluded. (more…)

Kimi Raikkonen

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 26, 2019
Post Category:Formula 1

Ferrari halve fag break downtime

Post author:Ed
Post published:January 11, 2019
Post Category:In Pictures

Ferrari eclipse Brexit fuckwittery

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 9, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Ferrari are now the stupidest thing on the planet including Brexit, everyone’s agreed. (more…)

Ferrari leant us Fiat wheelnuts, admit Haas

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 26, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Ferrari designed and built absolutely every piece of the Haas VF-18 except for the wheelnuts which they got from a Fiat dealership in Saffron Walden, admitted the team. (more…)

Alonso spending rest of 2017 going “I told you so”

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 12, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso is already boring the shit out of anyone he comes in contact with by yelling, “I told you so” at them. (more…)

Ferrari to outsource future championship challenges to Billy Smarts Circus

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 2, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

The Ferrari Formula 1 team are to entrust all future championship showdown responsibilities to the traveling circus of Billy Smarts. (more…)

Raikkonen locates 2nd facial expression

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 30, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Ferrari team order conspiracy theory reaction

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 28, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Iconic end-of-season Ferrari implosion footage arrives early

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 15, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Just working our way through this list of cock ups, says Arrivabene

Post author:Ed
Post published:July 26, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Team chief Maurizio Arrivabene says Ferrari have nearly finished working their way through all possible 2016 screw ups. (more…)

Ferrari revival hampered by fact it’s Ferrari

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 18, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Ferrari’s return to competitiveness would be a lot more effective if they weren’t Ferrari it’s been revealed. (more…)

Haas looking forward to year of asking Ferrari what this does again?

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 28, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

New US F1 team Haas can’t wait to get stuck into the 2016 season to find out exactly what for the life of them they can’t fathom about their new racing car. (more…)