Alonso spending rest of 2017 going “I told you so”
Fernando Alonso is already boring the shit out of anyone he comes in contact with by yelling, "I told you so" at them.
Ferrari to outsource future championship challenges to Billy Smarts Circus
The Ferrari Formula 1 team are to entrust all future championship showdown responsibilities to the traveling circus of Billy Smarts.
Inevitable Ferrari disappointment to start one race later
Inevitable Ferrari disappointment to start one race later
Raikkonen performs Ferrari metaphor through medium of breaking down from 4th place then rolling slowly back down hill to ignominious retirement
Raikkonen performs Ferrari metaphor through medium of breaking down from 4th place then rolling slowly back down hill to ignominious retirement
Just working our way through this list of cock ups, says Arrivabene
Team chief Maurizio Arrivabene says Ferrari have nearly finished working their way through all possible 2016 screw ups.
Ferrari revival hampered by fact it’s Ferrari
Ferrari's return to competitiveness would be a lot more effective if they weren't Ferrari it's been revealed.
Haas looking forward to year of asking Ferrari what this does again?
New US F1 team Haas can't wait to get stuck into the 2016 season to find out exactly what for the life of them they can't fathom about their new racing car.
Talking to Ferrari distracted me from trying not to talk to Ferrari, says Bottas
Talking to Ferrari distracted me from trying not to talk to Ferrari, says Bottas
Chelsea abandon Alonso Ferrari era strategy
English Premier League side Chelsea have abandoned a strategy Ferrari erroneously thought was a good idea back in 2010.
Raikkonen annoyed at Raikkonen re-signing
Ferrari's re-signing of Kimi Raikkonen has caught the Finn by surprise who had otherwise been busy planning the rest of his life off. For the last decade.
Vettel-haters confused by Malaysia feelings
F1 fans brought up on a sequence of tedious Vettel triumphs have been confused by spontaneous feelings of apparent affection towards the German driver.
Fast car created, “just to annoy Alonso” confirm Ferrari
Fast car created, "just to annoy Alonso" confirm Ferrari
Vettel given first stab at hiding “resigned disappointment” face
Vettel given first stab at hiding "resigned disappointment" face
Engine builders finally conquer profit
F1 engine manufacturers are relieved they've found a use for all this flipping money their parent companies keep making.