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Alonso finally gets Hungaroring closure

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 17, 2021
Post Category:In Pictures

Alonso finally gets Hungaroring closure

Alonso hoping he didn’t do something stupid after downing that bottle of tequila

Post author:Ed
Post published:July 16, 2020
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso, waking up with a screaming hangover and no memory of the previous evening is praying he hasn't done something really, really stupid.

You don’t get it: I’m just much better than this says Alonso

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 28, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso has told the F1 world not to be sad he’s gone because he’s definitely not going to miss them. (more…)

Alonso virus finally dead, proclaim researchers

Post author:Ed
Post published:August 16, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Medical researchers have claimed that the Fernando Alonso virus has finally been defeated.

“Are racing Gods taking the piss out of me?” asks 13th placed Alonso

Post author:Ed
Post published:January 29, 2018
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso wonders if the racing Gods have taken a break from trying to break his spirit and are now just taking the piss out of him. (more…)

Alonso spending rest of 2017 going “I told you so”

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 12, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso is already boring the shit out of anyone he comes in contact with by yelling, “I told you so” at them. (more…)

Honda confirms Alonso curse

Post author:Ed
Post published:May 31, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Honda have confirmed that Fernando Alonso will never escape their ineptitude no matter where he hides. (more…)

Alonso craving grits

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 19, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso has got a craving for grits and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. (more…)

Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis

Post author:Ed
Post published:April 14, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)

Because this is easier than sitting in a bathtub of beans, Alonso admits

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 27, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso is still driving for Mclaren because he’s getting sponsored for it and it’s marginally more pleasurable than sitting in a cold tub of baked beans. (more…)

Mclaren unveil Fernando Alonso career coffin colour

Post author:Ed
Post published:February 24, 2017
Post Category:In Pictures

Mclaren still trying to kill Alonso

Post author:Ed
Post published:March 29, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso‘s Mclaren is going to have a crack at his legs next having already concussed, electrocuted and smashed the fucker in his stupid, Spanish chest. (more…)