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Read more about the article Alonso finally gets Hungaroring closure

Alonso finally gets Hungaroring closure

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 17, 2021
  • Post category:In Pictures

Alonso finally gets Hungaroring closure

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Read more about the article Alonso hoping he didn’t do something stupid after downing that bottle of tequila

Alonso hoping he didn’t do something stupid after downing that bottle of tequila

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 16, 2020
  • Post category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso, waking up with a screaming hangover and no memory of the previous evening is praying he hasn't done something really, really stupid.

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Read more about the article You don’t get it: I’m just much better than this says Alonso

You don’t get it: I’m just much better than this says Alonso

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 28, 2018
  • Post category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso has told the F1 world not to be sad he’s gone because he’s definitely not going to miss them. (more…)

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Read more about the article Alonso virus finally dead, proclaim researchers

Alonso virus finally dead, proclaim researchers

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 16, 2018
  • Post category:Formula 1

Medical researchers have claimed that the Fernando Alonso virus has finally been defeated.

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Read more about the article “Are racing Gods taking the piss out of me?” asks 13th placed Alonso

“Are racing Gods taking the piss out of me?” asks 13th placed Alonso

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:January 29, 2018
  • Post category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso wonders if the racing Gods have taken a break from trying to break his spirit and are now just taking the piss out of him. (more…)

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Read more about the article Alonso spending rest of 2017 going “I told you so”

Alonso spending rest of 2017 going “I told you so”

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 12, 2017
  • Post category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso is already boring the shit out of anyone he comes in contact with by yelling, “I told you so” at them. (more…)

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Read more about the article Honda confirms Alonso curse

Honda confirms Alonso curse

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 31, 2017
  • Post category:Formula 1

Honda have confirmed that Fernando Alonso will never escape their ineptitude no matter where he hides. (more…)

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Read more about the article Alonso craving grits

Alonso craving grits

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 19, 2017
  • Post category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso has got a craving for grits and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. (more…)

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Read more about the article Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis

Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 14, 2017
  • Post category:Formula 1

Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)

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Read more about the article Because this is easier than sitting in a bathtub of beans, Alonso admits

Because this is easier than sitting in a bathtub of beans, Alonso admits

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 27, 2017
  • Post category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso is still driving for Mclaren because he’s getting sponsored for it and it’s marginally more pleasurable than sitting in a cold tub of baked beans. (more…)

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Read more about the article Mclaren unveil Fernando Alonso career coffin colour

Mclaren unveil Fernando Alonso career coffin colour

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:February 24, 2017
  • Post category:In Pictures

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Read more about the article Mclaren still trying to kill Alonso

Mclaren still trying to kill Alonso

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 29, 2016
  • Post category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso‘s Mclaren is going to have a crack at his legs next having already concussed, electrocuted and smashed the fucker in his stupid, Spanish chest. (more…)

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Read more about the article Alonso Mclaren heads defiantly for Bahrain

Alonso Mclaren heads defiantly for Bahrain

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 26, 2016
  • Post category:In Pictures

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Read more about the article GP2 engine to “have words” with Alonso

GP2 engine to “have words” with Alonso

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:September 28, 2015
  • Post category:Formula 1

A GP2 engine is en route to Fernando Alonso’s house because it doesn’t take that sort of shit from anyone. (more…)

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Read more about the article Hungary provides unexpected Mclaren boost

Hungary provides unexpected Mclaren boost

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 26, 2015
  • Post category:In Pictures

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Read more about the article “Stupid wheelnut” sparks Ferrari anger

“Stupid wheelnut” sparks Ferrari anger

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:June 24, 2015
  • Post category:Formula 1/In Pictures

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Read more about the article Alonso reason everything is wrong

Alonso reason everything is wrong

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 3, 2015
  • Post category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso is responsible for everything bad and wrong in the world. (more…)

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Read more about the article Button wants what Alonso’s having

Button wants what Alonso’s having

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 14, 2015
  • Post category:Formula 1

Jenson Button wants to try whatever is making Alonso forget the Mclaren they’ve both driven. (more…)

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Read more about the article Not you, it’s me says Alonso

Not you, it’s me says Alonso

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 5, 2015
  • Post category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso has told his new team’s 2015 F1 challenger it’s him; not the Mclaren MP4-30. (more…)

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Read more about the article Alonso absence rekindling Button, Magnussen Mclaren memories

Alonso absence rekindling Button, Magnussen Mclaren memories

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 4, 2015
  • Post category:In Pictures

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