Fernando Alonso

Alonso virus finally dead, proclaim researchers

Ed
August 16, 2018
Formula 1

Medical researchers have claimed that the Fernando Alonso virus has finally been defeated.

Ed
February 25, 2018
Formula 1

“Are racing Gods taking the piss out of me?” asks 13th placed Alonso

Ed
January 29, 2018
Formula 1

Fernando Alonso wonders if the racing Gods have taken a break from trying to break his spirit and are now just taking the piss out of him. (more…)

Alonso spending rest of 2017 going “I told you so”

Ed
October 12, 2017
Formula 1

Fernando Alonso is already boring the shit out of anyone he comes in contact with by yelling, “I told you so” at them. (more…)

Honda confirms Alonso curse

Ed
May 31, 2017
Formula 1

Honda have confirmed that Fernando Alonso will never escape their ineptitude no matter where he hides. (more…)

Alonso craving grits

Ed
April 19, 2017
Formula 1

Fernando Alonso has got a craving for grits and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. (more…)

Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis

Ed
April 14, 2017
Formula 1

Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined. (more…)

Because this is easier than sitting in a bathtub of beans, Alonso admits

Ed
March 27, 2017
Formula 1

Fernando Alonso is still driving for Mclaren because he’s getting sponsored for it and it’s marginally more pleasurable than sitting in a cold tub of baked beans. (more…)

Mclaren unveil Fernando Alonso career coffin colour

Ed
February 24, 2017
In Pictures

Fernando Alonso past life more heinous than thought

Ed
February 22, 2017
In Short

Fernando Alonso past life more heinous than thought

Alonso: F1 basically better when I’m in it

Ed
December 31, 2016
In Short

Alonso: F1 basically better when I'm in it

Mclaren still trying to kill Alonso

Ed
March 29, 2016
Formula 1

Fernando Alonso‘s Mclaren is going to have a crack at his legs next having already concussed, electrocuted and smashed the fucker in his stupid, Spanish chest. (more…)