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Bottas day to be cherished now wishing to be forgotten

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Post published:May 3, 2017
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Eddie Jordan worried annoying dickhead level insufficient

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Post published:February 17, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Eddie Jordan is concerned he isn’t enough of a dickhead now he has to perform alongside Chris Evans. (more…)

Nutter annoys Belgian Grand Prix fans

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Post published:August 27, 2013
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‘Dickhead X-Man’ pitch fails

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Post published:June 20, 2013
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Eddie Jordan mental illness actually clairvoyance

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Post published:October 9, 2012
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Eddie Jordan may be one of those village idiots who doubles up as a Soothsayer. (more…)

Eddie Jordan calendar launched

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Post published:September 27, 2012
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OBE winner halves OBE value

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Post published:April 9, 2012
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Annoying child ruins Ronaldo son F1 experience

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Post published:November 28, 2011
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Star Wars fanboy ruins Lucas F1 experience

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Post published:June 20, 2011
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Beneficiary of Pirelli “marbles” suggested

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Post published:May 10, 2011
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EJ Schuey quit rumour veracity biblical apocalypse warning

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Post published:September 19, 2010
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An unusual coterie of scientists, soothsayers and shamans have warned that the result of any premature Michael Schumacher quit decision could have potentially apocalyptic consequences on the whole of humanity

Volcanic Vexation Beeb Bother – top 5 things corporation thought about replacing Eddie Jordan with:

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Post published:April 17, 2010
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i-Phone bullshit app Articulated lorry reversing klaxon Dead air, (as opposed to deliberately murdered) CIA Al Quaida interrogation mix-tape Unusually ignorant, argumentative panda

Scientists predict “BBC Ask Eddie Jordan” column to be most pointless thing in universe

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Post published:March 10, 2010
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Launching their coverage for the F1 2010 season, the BBC’s new “Ask Eddie Jordan” column has sparked controversy and comment amongst the science community thanks to its utterly futile reasoning. (more…)

BBC experiment with Eddie Jordan white noise replacement

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Post published:July 12, 2009
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Despite widespread praise of their in depth F1 coverage, the BBC are said to be considering the replacement of ex-team owner and professional Irish buffoon, Eddie Jordan with background squall in an attempt to up ratings or possibly lower suicides amongst F1 fans in the UK.