Eddie Jordan worried annoying dickhead level insufficient
Eddie Jordan is concerned he isn’t enough of a dickhead now he has to perform alongside Chris Evans. (more…)
Eddie Jordan mental illness actually clairvoyance
Eddie Jordan may be one of those village idiots who doubles up as a Soothsayer. (more…)
EJ Schuey quit rumour veracity biblical apocalypse warning
An unusual coterie of scientists, soothsayers and shamans have warned that the result of any premature Michael Schumacher quit decision could have potentially apocalyptic consequences on the whole of humanity
Volcanic Vexation Beeb Bother – top 5 things corporation thought about replacing Eddie Jordan with:
i-Phone bullshit app Articulated lorry reversing klaxon Dead air, (as opposed to deliberately murdered) CIA Al Quaida interrogation mix-tape Unusually ignorant, argumentative panda
Scientists predict “BBC Ask Eddie Jordan” column to be most pointless thing in universe
Launching their coverage for the F1 2010 season, the BBC’s new “Ask Eddie Jordan” column has sparked controversy and comment amongst the science community thanks to its utterly futile reasoning. (more…)
BBC experiment with Eddie Jordan white noise replacement
Despite widespread praise of their in depth F1 coverage, the BBC are said to be considering the replacement of ex-team owner and professional Irish buffoon, Eddie Jordan with background squall in an attempt to up ratings or possibly lower suicides amongst F1 fans in the UK.