Piquet conscious glaring errors “exclusively his now”
Ennyowliun: Shortly after tidying David Coulthard’s final re-arrangement of his RB5 into the now weekly-rented Red Bull skip, the aforementioned was awarded yet another trophy to go with his 13…
Coulthard to be melted down and broken up
Bermondsey Recycling Plant: The Scottish F1 driver David Coulthard is to be broken up at the end of the current F1 season a tearful Red Bull work force was informed…
Coulthard regretting Red Bull magnetized wheels strategy
Red Bull slaphead technical guru Adrian Newey has been forced to apologise to Dairy League Triangle-Jawed driver David Coulthard for failing to inform the geriatric Scots traffic bollard of the massive magnets placed inside the rims of his RB5 car.