Broken up and sold-off ex-F1 laughing stock, Caterham are thanking Christ they get to remain scattered around the back of this auction house rather than hurtling round the world’s Grand Prix tracks. (more…)
Marussia's attempt to join up with the Caterham team and become Megatron, failed when it couldn't get out of Abu Dhabi customs. The red and black team was planning on…
Caterham aren't sure if finishing last at Abu Dhabi means finishing twice as good as that or you get a bonus point just for turning up or if it means…
The defunct F1 team HRT ended up as the best of the 3 teams that entered F1 in 2010 because they lost the least money. The Spanish concern burbled along…
Future Grand Prix are all going to be run from inside your head, it's been revealed. Plans for the entirely fictitious formula were announced by the FIA whilst it was…
Men in their mid to late 30's have been allowed once again to imagine it's somehow not too late to get to F1. The mildly obese male singleton Top Gear…
Caterham’s new driver line-up is a godsend to team members sick of taking the blame for being last all the time. In finally ditching their experienced Grand Prix drivers for…
Heikki Kovalainen's employer for the last 3 years was the Mafia, it’s been revealed. The 31 year-old found out he'd been doing the Cosa Nostra's bidding last week after Tony…
The Caterham F1 team have lost that thingamabob that’s the only tool that fits that nut that holds that thing on. The team’s recent factory move saw the 200-strong workforce…
Vitaly Petrov ’s future replacement is to be fashioned from pure 24 carat gold, his Caterham team have announced. The 27 year old Russian driver recently joined the ex Team-Lotus…
Air Asia passengers are being offered the chance to build the charter aircraft taking them to their holiday destination. The inducement was announced following Tony Fernandes' confession he couldn't decide…
