Fuck off out of our seas then, seagulls tell Vettel
Seagulls have told Sebastian Vettel they won’t land on his poxy track so long as he keeps out of their fucking sea. (more…)
Future dull Grand Prix to be enlivened with North American rodents
Future dull Grand Prix to be enlivened with North American rodents
Maldonado to up crashing game in Austria
Pastor Maldonado has admitted he must up his game in Austria if he’s to retain his status as F1’s top psychopath. (more…)
Vettel 2.0 launch brought forward following Montreal malfunction
Westworld: German robot driver, Sebastian Vettel has had an important upgrade brought forward more than 2 weeks, following the device’s malfunction at the Canadian Grand Prix, writes our sports-humanoid correspondent,…