Ecclestone 80th sparks Yoda yearning

That small moon: Bernie Ecclestone’s 80th Birthday brought an admission by F1’s ringmaster that he would rather be seen as Yoda than the Emperor character from the Star Wars films, writes our hive of scum and villainy correspondent, Bob Kenobi. (more…)

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TV timing start spat: Ecclestone blames Europe for not putting clocks forward far enough

Antidisestablishmentarianism: head F1 honcho Bernie Ecclestone last night shrugged off criticism regarding the enforced late start times for the Australian and Malaysian Grand Prix, insisting that Europe’s timekeepers instead were…

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Sports Personality runners-up rage sparks Hamilton medals endorsement

Bernie Ecclestone’s recent proposal of a medals system to replace the current F1 scoring system last night received an unexpected endorsement from the new World Champion, Lewis Hamilton following yet another 2nd place finish in the annual oxymoronic BBC sports-shindig.

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Ecclestone admits: “only joking about all that stuff Silverstone had to do”

Bernie Ecclestone today moved to defuse the seemingly endless temper tantrums that surround F1’s annual foray to Northamptonshire by suggesting that reports he wanted 40 million quid for new building work and exponential increases in cash from the circuit from 2010 for ever and ever were misinterpreted as fact. (more…)

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