Ecclestone fiancé heart defect gamble blunder

Fabiana Flosi’s presumption that her octogenarian fiancé Bernie Ecclestone will drop dead of heart failure any minute now is fundamentally flawed, writes our coronary disease gold digger correspondent, Vicky Valves.…

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F1 to bring balance to the Force

The Bahrain Grand Prix should be allowed to go ahead lest the universe descend into a hive of scum and villainy, writes our galactic hokum correspondent, Denton Wookie. Increasing tensions…

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