BBC worryingly short of back-up pricks

Broadcasting House: Coverage of the Chinese Grand Prix weekend was worryingly devoid of the fuckwit pundits normally hired by the corporation to annoy and harass its audience, writes our media…

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BBC hail corporation equality with promotion of “right bit of crumpet” to talking and smiling at drivers job

Carry on Driving: Feminists, Trotskyists and lezzers were celebrating last night when the BBC announced that this cracking piece of skirt would be allowed to flash her charlies and pins…

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Scientists predict “BBC Ask Eddie Jordan” column to be most pointless thing in universe

Launching their coverage for the F1 2010 season, the BBC’s new “Ask Eddie Jordan” column has sparked controversy and comment amongst the science community thanks to its utterly futile reasoning. (more…)

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BBC experiment with Eddie Jordan white noise replacement

Despite widespread praise of their in depth F1 coverage, the BBC are said to be considering the replacement of ex-team owner and professional Irish buffoon, Eddie Jordan with background squall in an attempt to up ratings or possibly lower suicides amongst F1 fans in the UK.

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Ad-free F1 raises Andrex sales downturn fears

Movers and shakers in the world of fast moving consumer goods were concerned last night following the publication of market research analysis suggesting significant retail sales drops in the new BBC ad-free F1 era.

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Sports Personality runners-up rage sparks Hamilton medals endorsement

Bernie Ecclestone’s recent proposal of a medals system to replace the current F1 scoring system last night received an unexpected endorsement from the new World Champion, Lewis Hamilton following yet another 2nd place finish in the annual oxymoronic BBC sports-shindig.

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