People following me on Twitter, shocked Will Stevens discovers
Will Stevens has found out he has followers on Twitter. (more…)
Man with big hammer volunteers Ecclestone human rights demonstration
Somebody with a wide assortment of DIY hand tools has offered to show Bernie Ecclestone what human rights mean in some of the countries Grand Prix are often held in.…
Bahrain Night race great idea, agree Bahrainis
Not what it looks like, Todt announces from under desk
Jean Todt was just looking for his glasses actually, upon being spotted under his desk. The bloke inexplicably married to Michelle Yeoh hadn’t been seen since before the Bahrain Grand…
Murdoch in market for more “free war” sports
Rupert Murdoch, the sinister 80 year old selective amnesiac media baron has expressed an interest in broadcasting more sporting events that come bundled with free mounting civil unrest. Last weekend’s…
Administrative error thwarts Divine Bahrain judgement
A series of divine administrative errors meant a prescribed plague of frogs at the weekend’s Bahrain Grand Prix had to be replaced at the last minute with standard water-based precipitation.…
Women in danger of making us all Grand Pricks, says Ecclestone
Bernie Ecclestone has expressed concern that the traditional values of F1 are being threatened by the increasing involvement of outsiders called, "women". Speaking from in front of an invisible burning…
F1 to bring balance to the Force
The Bahrain Grand Prix should be allowed to go ahead lest the universe descend into a hive of scum and villainy, writes our galactic hokum correspondent, Denton Wookie. Increasing tensions…
No human beings in Bahrain
Animals matching a human genetic fingerprint have not been found in the Kingdom of Bahrain, Royal officials have confirmed. (more…)
Fans livid nobody told them about all this bad shit happening in the world
F1 fans are hopping mad at the revelation bad things have been going on in the world behind their backs