Hamilton presented with massive metaphor
Lewis Hamilton was presented with a replica – or “fake version” of one of Ayrton Senna’s helmets to remind the Englishman what the family thought of his “record-breaking” pole position at Montreal. (more…)
Prost and Senna shortchanged us, say F1 fans
F1 fans have decided the supposed Clash of the Titans rivalry between Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost was nothing of the sort as the pair only hit each other twice. (more…)
Senna anniversary provides journalist holiday opportunity
An F1 journalist has been able to go away for a 2 week break in the middle of the season for the first time in nearly a quarter of a…
Ghost of Ayrton Senna livid at Vettel comparison
Ayrton Senna is said to be turning in his grave after Sebastian Vettel's antics at the Malaysian Grand Prix brought comparisons with the dead Brazilian. Famously pegging out during the…
Spokesperson clarifies most lunatic Piquet statement
Nelson Piquet Jr’s spokesperson has only got time to clarify the dumbest thing his client just said. Speaking out of a brain now ruined by 2 years of grits and…
Senna tat production harder than anticipated, say Williams merchandisers
A series of stabbing abdominal pains brought on by acute squeamishness is interfering with Williams marketers’ creation of Senna tie-in trinkets. Ghastly walking wank stains had been noisily salivating with…
High Court Lotus failure sparks Renault driver naming rights loss
Croydon deed poll office: Future Renault drivers are to have their names changed to those of appropriate past Lotus legends, writes our authenticity correspondent, Noam Logo. Following their failure at…