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Abu Dhabi Grand Prix never happened, claim conspiracy theorists

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 1, 2017
Post Category:Formula 1

F1 Conspiracy theorists are claiming the 2017 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix never actually happened. (more…)

Allah got it in for Raikkonen

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 30, 2015
Post Category:Formula 1

Allah can’t stand the sight of Kimi Raikkonen, it’s been revealed. (more…)

Does this Double Cheeseburger count as well, asks Rosberg?

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 23, 2014
Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg is desperately hoping the double cheeseburger he just consumed means he now gets *4* times as many points in the season closing Abu Dhabi race. Or he is…

Red Bull gives you Springs!!!

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 22, 2014
Post Category:In Pictures

Marussia and Caterham Megatron merge attempt ends in failure

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 20, 2014
Post Category:Formula 1

Marussia's attempt to join up with the Caterham team and become Megatron, failed when it couldn't get out of Abu Dhabi customs. The red and black team was planning on…

Caterham unsure what twice fuck-all is

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 18, 2014
Post Category:Formula 1

Caterham aren't sure if finishing last at Abu Dhabi means finishing twice as good as that or you get a bonus point just for turning up or if it means…