Abu Dhabi Grand Prix never happened, claim conspiracy theorists
F1 Conspiracy theorists are claiming the 2017 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix never actually happened. (more…)
Abu Dhabi track looking forward to sucking all tension and excitement from championship showdown
Abu Dhabi track looking forward to sucking all tension and excitement from championship showdown
Craig David rescues Abu Dhabi Grand Prix cool credibility
Craig David rescues Abu Dhabi Grand Prix cool credibility
Allah got it in for Raikkonen
Allah can’t stand the sight of Kimi Raikkonen, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Does this Double Cheeseburger count as well, asks Rosberg?
Nico Rosberg is desperately hoping the double cheeseburger he just consumed means he now gets *4* times as many points in the season closing Abu Dhabi race. Or he is…
Marussia and Caterham Megatron merge attempt ends in failure
Marussia's attempt to join up with the Caterham team and become Megatron, failed when it couldn't get out of Abu Dhabi customs. The red and black team was planning on…
Caterham unsure what twice fuck-all is
Caterham aren't sure if finishing last at Abu Dhabi means finishing twice as good as that or you get a bonus point just for turning up or if it means…
Karthikeyan weighs up sweatshop return for better paid, less perilous work
Karthikeyan weighs up sweatshop return for better paid, less perilous work
Abu Dhabi test: set of drivers you’ve never heard of get to drive cars you don’t care about
Abu Dhabi test: set of drivers you’ve never heard of get to drive cars you don’t care about
Abu Dhabi, 2 weeks on: Alonso handlers reveal sedative withdrawal date
Abu Dhabi, 2 weeks on: Alonso handlers reveal sedative withdrawal date
King of Spain now going to kick 7 bells out of wife’s Shitzu, Royal aides admit
King of Spain now going to kick 7 bells out of wife’s Shitzu, Royal aides admit