Sky Sports F1 realise what Pinkham saying
Thanks to the reduction in engine noise, Sky Sports F1 have suddenly realised what is coming out of Natalie Pinkham’s mouth. The discovery was made when one of the broadcaster’s…
New F1 season uncertainty anxiety bolstered by Caterham and Marussia appallingness
Formula 1 fans anxious about what on earth will happen in 2014 have been partially assuaged by Caterham and Marussia remaining apocalyptically awful. Amidst tales of reliability issues, recalcitrant champions…
Renault insist France still great place to holiday
Renault have insisted that you’d still have a nicer time if you holidayed in France rather than Germany this year. The Gallic manufacturer put a brave face on its flimsy…
Polar bears loving this new F1
Polar bears have given F1’s new environmentally friendly regulations a big round of a-paws. The carnivorous Arctic mammals came together in a show of ursine solidarity towards the world’s premier…
Mercedes get Hamilton to fix nose
Mercedes have had to get Lewis Hamilton to fuck the nose of their new W05 car up as they hadn’t realised that’s what the 2014 F1 rules demanded. (more…)
Funny F1 noses just comic relief until Red Bull effort can be copied
Funny F1 noses just comic relief until Red Bull effort can be copied
2014 F1 cars basically illegal immigrants
The 2014 F1 regulations are importing a race of alien cars that will cost everyone a fortune and ultimately spell an end to the jobs and livelihoods of dozens of…
2014 F1 tech regulations chaos better bloody happen, fans thinking
2014 F1 tech regulations chaos better bloody happen, fans thinking