Draped in exclusive gold ornaments, dressed head to toe in expensive fur coats, the Williams team vehemently denied their hiring of Sergey Sirotkin was down to his substantial financial backing. (more…)
F1’s banning of cigarette advertising nearly 10 years ago is continuing to infuriate oncologists who accuse the sport of undermining their livelihoods.
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The banning of skimpily clad girls on F1 grids has infuriated men unable to access internet pornography. (more…)
Fernando Alonso wonders if the racing Gods have taken a break from trying to break his spirit and are now just taking the piss out of him. (more…)
Mclaren can’t wait until the start of the 2018 F1 season where the Woking marque are planning on scoring the odd point when their ugly car isn’t blowing itself to smithereens. (more…)
Retired racing fluff Susie Wolff has entered the frame for the vacant 2018 Williams seat given it’s no less unbelievable than all the other possibilities being banded about. (more…)
All an F1 fan’s doubts about the cost, competition, spectacle and excitement of the series have been banished thanks to this great new logo, it’s been revealed. (more…)
F1 Conspiracy theorists are claiming the 2017 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix never actually happened. (more…)
Helmut Marko has jumped at the chance of properly burying Brendon Hartley’s career by hiring him to drive the 2018 Toro Rosso-Honda. (more…)
Valtteri Bottas is still weighing up whether or not to overtake the car in front of him 2 weeks after there was a car in front of him to overtake. (more…)
Sebastian Vettel has confirmed that winning a 4th F1 title is the tipping point towards full-on bellendery. (more…)
Some deliciously fruity, over-the-top flim-flam presentation only Americans can do was ruined yesterday when a Grand Prix broke out between some big tits showbiz and stupidly awesome firework display. (more…)
Fernando Alonso is already boring the shit out of anyone he comes in contact with by yelling, “I told you so” at them. (more…)
The Ferrari Formula 1 team are to entrust all future championship showdown responsibilities to the traveling circus of Billy Smarts. (more…)
Jolyon Palmer is to leave the Renault Formula 1 team and become the 3rd Chuckle Brother, the Briton has confirmed. (more…)
1997 F1 World Champion, Jacques Villeneuve is to direct his next unrepentant diatribe at whichever car pauses long enough at the Camberwell Green bus stop. (more…)
Mercedes aren’t scared to use Lewis Hamilton’s poetry against Ferrari in a championship showdown the team have announced. (more…)
The Force India VJM10 being smashed to bits each week is wondering if its pink livery has anything to do with the drivers suddenly behaving like they’re in Rollerball. (more…)
Fernando Alonso is the embodiment of Matthew Le Tissier, the Spaniard has revealed. (more…)
Valtteri Bottas has confirmed he couldn’t be bothered with the last 20 laps of the Hungarian Grand Prix. (more…)