Hamilton worried Verstappen cornering bellend market
Lewis Hamilton is increasingly concerned Max Verstappen is stealing his carefully cultivated fanbase into wilful bellendedness. (more…)
Only supposed to provide the tits and diamonds says Monaco
The Monaco Grand Prix circuit is protesting that it’s only supposed to supply glamour and pizazz to the F1 calendar and there’s nothing in it’s contract about ‘racing.’ (more…)
Monaco shitting itself over Verstappen attendance
Monaco is bricking it as the Grand Prix venue anticipates the arrival of Max Verstappen at the currently pristine track. (more…)
Barcelona confirms it’s fucking boring
The Spanish Grand Prix has confirmed it is a complete waste of space as far as excitement, tension or decent racing goes. (more…)
World leaders to meet regarding Ericsson threat
Leaders of all the world’s nations are to meet to discuss the threat Swedish F1 driver Marcus Ericsson poses to the world. (more…)
Wacky Races to sue Baku for copyright infringement
The childrens’ television animation series, Wacky Races is suing the Azerbaijan Grand Prix for copying all its ideas. (more…)
Red Bull considering Verstappen XBox withdrawal
Red Bull Racing are considering the nuclear option of removing Max Verstappen’s XBox if the driver continues crashing, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Australian Grand Prix absolutely terrific apart from fact it was shit, says Brawn
Formula One Managing Director of Motorsports Ross Brawn thought the recent Australian Grand Prix was terrific so long as you ignored the fact it was terrible. (more…)
Ferrari leant us Fiat wheelnuts, admit Haas
Ferrari designed and built absolutely every piece of the Haas VF-18 except for the wheelnuts which they got from a Fiat dealership in Saffron Walden, admitted the team. (more…)
So did I, F1 fans tell Kubica
F1 fans have suddenly realised they have more in common with Robert Kubica than they originally thought. (more…)
Sirotkin hire nothing to do with money says fur-draped Williams team
F1 Fag ban still infuriating oncologists
F1’s banning of cigarette advertising nearly 10 years ago is continuing to infuriate oncologists who accuse the sport of undermining their livelihoods.
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F1 grid girls
Grid girl ban infuriates men unable to access internet porn
The banning of skimpily clad girls on F1 grids has infuriated men unable to access internet pornography. (more…)
“Are racing Gods taking the piss out of me?” asks 13th placed Alonso
Fernando Alonso wonders if the racing Gods have taken a break from trying to break his spirit and are now just taking the piss out of him. (more…)
Mclaren looking forward to recreating 1995 glory days
Susie Wolff enters 2018 Williams seat race
Retired racing fluff Susie Wolff has entered the frame for the vacant 2018 Williams seat given it’s no less unbelievable than all the other possibilities being banded about. (more…)