So did I, F1 fans tell Kubica
F1 fans have suddenly realised they have more in common with Robert Kubica than they originally thought. (more…)
Sirotkin hire nothing to do with money says fur-draped Williams team
F1 Fag ban still infuriating oncologists
F1’s banning of cigarette advertising nearly 10 years ago is continuing to infuriate oncologists who accuse the sport of undermining their livelihoods.
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Grid girl ban infuriates men unable to access internet porn
The banning of skimpily clad girls on F1 grids has infuriated men unable to access internet pornography. (more…)
“Are racing Gods taking the piss out of me?” asks 13th placed Alonso
Fernando Alonso wonders if the racing Gods have taken a break from trying to break his spirit and are now just taking the piss out of him. (more…)
Mclaren looking forward to recreating 1995 glory days
Susie Wolff enters 2018 Williams seat race
Retired racing fluff Susie Wolff has entered the frame for the vacant 2018 Williams seat given it’s no less unbelievable than all the other possibilities being banded about. (more…)
Everything with F1 now great thanks to new font, says fan
All an F1 fan’s doubts about the cost, competition, spectacle and excitement of the series have been banished thanks to this great new logo, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Abu Dhabi Grand Prix never happened, claim conspiracy theorists
F1 Conspiracy theorists are claiming the 2017 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix never actually happened. (more…)
Opportunity to properly ruin Hartley too good to turn down, says Marko
Helmut Marko has jumped at the chance of properly burying Brendon Hartley’s career by hiring him to drive the 2018 Toro Rosso-Honda. (more…)
Bottas still thinking about overtaking
Valtteri Bottas is still weighing up whether or not to overtake the car in front of him 2 weeks after there was a car in front of him to overtake. (more…)
Vettel confirms 4th title turns you into dickhead
Sebastian Vettel has confirmed that winning a 4th F1 title is the tipping point towards full-on bellendery. (more…)
American razzamatazz ruined by F1 race
Some deliciously fruity, over-the-top flim-flam presentation only Americans can do was ruined yesterday when a Grand Prix broke out between some big tits showbiz and stupidly awesome firework display. (more…)
Alonso spending rest of 2017 going “I told you so”
Fernando Alonso is already boring the shit out of anyone he comes in contact with by yelling, “I told you so” at them. (more…)
Ferrari to outsource future championship challenges to Billy Smarts Circus
Palmer to spend 2018 as 3rd Chuckle Brother
Jolyon Palmer is to leave the Renault Formula 1 team and become the 3rd Chuckle Brother, the Briton has confirmed. (more…)
Villeneuve to broadcast opinions from bus shelter
1997 F1 World Champion, Jacques Villeneuve is to direct his next unrepentant diatribe at whichever car pauses long enough at the Camberwell Green bus stop. (more…)
