Kimi Raikkonen has discovered the vodka in his drinks bottle is actually water after his Ferrari team forgot to connect it at the Hungarian Grand Prix and the Finn felt exactly the same at the end as he normally does. (more…)
Claire Williams has forgotten her dad owns the eponymous team she’s allegedly helping to run. (more…)
Valtteri Bottas‘ bad luck is to be synthesised into a toxic gas and deployed as part of NATO’s strategic first line of defence. (more…)
The Mercedes team are to redouble their conspiracy theory efforts after their Ferrari-are-sending-out-Kimi-to-crash-into-us plot was immediately held up to ridicule. (more…)
British Grand Prix fans were dismayed to learn that you can only laugh at the Germans for about 10 minutes before they piss all over you in humiliating fashion. (more…)
Mercedes‘ tacticul guru, James Vowles has apologized to Lewis Hamilton for inadvertently causing his 6 year old break-up with glamorous yoghurt saleswoman, Nicole Scherzinger. (more…)
Lewis Hamilton is increasingly concerned Max Verstappen is stealing his carefully cultivated fanbase into wilful bellendedness. (more…)
The Monaco Grand Prix circuit is protesting that it’s only supposed to supply glamour and pizazz to the F1 calendar and there’s nothing in it’s contract about ‘racing.’ (more…)
Monaco is bricking it as the Grand Prix venue anticipates the arrival of Max Verstappen at the currently pristine track. (more…)
The Spanish Grand Prix has confirmed it is a complete waste of space as far as excitement, tension or decent racing goes. (more…)
Leaders of all the world’s nations are to meet to discuss the threat Swedish F1 driver Marcus Ericsson poses to the world. (more…)
The childrens’ television animation series, Wacky Races is suing the Azerbaijan Grand Prix for copying all its ideas. (more…)
Red Bull Racing are considering the nuclear option of removing Max Verstappen’s XBox if the driver continues crashing, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Pierre Gasly is now worst at driving everyone has agreed. (more…)
Pierre Gasly is now best at driving everyone has agreed. (more…)
Formula One Managing Director of Motorsports Ross Brawn thought the recent Australian Grand Prix was terrific so long as you ignored the fact it was terrible. (more…)
Ferrari designed and built absolutely every piece of the Haas VF-18 except for the wheelnuts which they got from a Fiat dealership in Saffron Walden, admitted the team. (more…)
F1 fans have suddenly realised they have more in common with Robert Kubica than they originally thought. (more…)
