British Grand Prix fans were dismayed to learn that you can only laugh at the Germans for about 10 minutes before they piss all over you in humiliating fashion. (more…)
Mercedes‘ tacticul guru, James Vowles has apologized to Lewis Hamilton for inadvertently causing his 6 year old break-up with glamorous yoghurt saleswoman, Nicole Scherzinger. (more…)
Lewis Hamilton is increasingly concerned Max Verstappen is stealing his carefully cultivated fanbase into wilful bellendedness. (more…)
The Monaco Grand Prix circuit is protesting that it’s only supposed to supply glamour and pizazz to the F1 calendar and there’s nothing in it’s contract about ‘racing.’ (more…)
Monaco is bricking it as the Grand Prix venue anticipates the arrival of Max Verstappen at the currently pristine track. (more…)
The Spanish Grand Prix has confirmed it is a complete waste of space as far as excitement, tension or decent racing goes. (more…)
Leaders of all the world’s nations are to meet to discuss the threat Swedish F1 driver Marcus Ericsson poses to the world. (more…)
The childrens’ television animation series, Wacky Races is suing the Azerbaijan Grand Prix for copying all its ideas. (more…)
Red Bull Racing are considering the nuclear option of removing Max Verstappen’s XBox if the driver continues crashing, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Pierre Gasly is now worst at driving everyone has agreed. (more…)
Pierre Gasly is now best at driving everyone has agreed. (more…)
Formula One Managing Director of Motorsports Ross Brawn thought the recent Australian Grand Prix was terrific so long as you ignored the fact it was terrible. (more…)
Ferrari designed and built absolutely every piece of the Haas VF-18 except for the wheelnuts which they got from a Fiat dealership in Saffron Walden, admitted the team. (more…)
F1 fans have suddenly realised they have more in common with Robert Kubica than they originally thought. (more…)
Draped in exclusive gold ornaments, dressed head to toe in expensive fur coats, the Williams team vehemently denied their hiring of Sergey Sirotkin was down to his substantial financial backing. (more…)
F1’s banning of cigarette advertising nearly 10 years ago is continuing to infuriate oncologists who accuse the sport of undermining their livelihoods.
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The banning of skimpily clad girls on F1 grids has infuriated men unable to access internet pornography. (more…)
Fernando Alonso wonders if the racing Gods have taken a break from trying to break his spirit and are now just taking the piss out of him. (more…)
