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Vodka flavoured water just water, discovers Raikkonen

Vodka flavoured water just water, discovers Raikkonen

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 2, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Kimi Raikkonen has discovered the vodka in his drinks bottle is actually water after his Ferrari team forgot to connect it at the Hungarian Grand Prix and the Finn felt exactly the same at the end as he normally does. (more…)

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Claire Williams unaware dad owns team

Claire Williams unaware dad owns team

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 30, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Claire Williams has forgotten her dad owns the eponymous team she’s allegedly helping to run. (more…)

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Bottas luck to be weaponised

Bottas luck to be weaponised

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 16, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Valtteri Bottas‘ bad luck is to be synthesised into a toxic gas and deployed as part of NATO’s strategic first line of defence. (more…)

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Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department

Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 12, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

The Mercedes team are to redouble their conspiracy theory efforts after their Ferrari-are-sending-out-Kimi-to-crash-into-us plot was immediately held up to ridicule. (more…)

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Germans still bloody win at things go British GP fans

Germans still bloody win at things go British GP fans

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 10, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

British Grand Prix fans were dismayed to learn that you can only laugh at the Germans for about 10 minutes before they piss all over you in humiliating fashion. (more…)

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James Vowles apologizes for Sherzinger break up

James Vowles apologizes for Sherzinger break up

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:July 4, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Mercedes‘ tacticul guru, James Vowles has apologized to Lewis Hamilton for inadvertently causing his 6 year old break-up with glamorous yoghurt saleswoman, Nicole Scherzinger. (more…)

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Hamilton worried Verstappen cornering bellend market

Hamilton worried Verstappen cornering bellend market

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:June 6, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton is increasingly concerned Max Verstappen is stealing his carefully cultivated fanbase into wilful bellendedness. (more…)

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Only supposed to provide the tits and diamonds says Monaco

Only supposed to provide the tits and diamonds says Monaco

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 29, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

The Monaco Grand Prix circuit is protesting that it’s only supposed to supply glamour and pizazz to the F1 calendar and there’s nothing in it’s contract about ‘racing.’ (more…)

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Monaco shitting itself over Verstappen attendance

Monaco shitting itself over Verstappen attendance

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 20, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Monaco is bricking it as the Grand Prix venue anticipates the arrival of Max Verstappen at the currently pristine track. (more…)

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Barcelona confirms it’s fucking boring

Barcelona confirms it’s fucking boring

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 16, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

The Spanish Grand Prix has confirmed it is a complete waste of space as far as excitement, tension or decent racing goes. (more…)

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World leaders to meet regarding Ericsson threat

World leaders to meet regarding Ericsson threat

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 12, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Leaders of all the world’s nations are to meet to discuss the threat Swedish F1 driver Marcus Ericsson poses to the world. (more…)

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Wacky Races to sue Baku for copyright infringement

Wacky Races to sue Baku for copyright infringement

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:May 2, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

The childrens’ television animation series, Wacky Races is suing the Azerbaijan Grand Prix for copying all its ideas. (more…)

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Red Bull considering Verstappen XBox withdrawal

Red Bull considering Verstappen XBox withdrawal

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 22, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Red Bull Racing are considering the nuclear option of removing Max Verstappen’s XBox if the driver continues crashing, it’s been revealed. (more…)

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Gasly now worst at driving

Gasly now worst at driving

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 17, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Pierre Gasly is now worst at driving everyone has agreed. (more…)

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Gasly now best at driving

Gasly now best at driving

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:April 9, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Pierre Gasly is now best at driving everyone has agreed. (more…)

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Australian Grand Prix absolutely terrific apart from fact it was shit, says Brawn

Australian Grand Prix absolutely terrific apart from fact it was shit, says Brawn

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 31, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Formula One Managing Director of Motorsports Ross Brawn thought the recent Australian Grand Prix was terrific so long as you ignored the fact it was terrible. (more…)

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Williams in crap driver bewilderment

Williams in crap driver bewilderment

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 29, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Williams are agog at the state of its 2018 driver line-up. (more…)

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Ferrari leant us Fiat wheelnuts, admit Haas

Ferrari leant us Fiat wheelnuts, admit Haas

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:March 26, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Ferrari designed and built absolutely every piece of the Haas VF-18 except for the wheelnuts which they got from a Fiat dealership in Saffron Walden, admitted the team. (more…)

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Honda just fucking with Mclaren

Honda just fucking with Mclaren

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:February 28, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Honda have revealed their 3 year partnership with Mclaren was simply for shits and giggles. (more…)

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So did I, F1 fans tell Kubica

So did I, F1 fans tell Kubica

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:February 15, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

F1 fans have suddenly realised they have more in common with Robert Kubica than they originally thought. (more…)

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IN SHORT

  • Bottas doing Bottas critics’ job better than Bottas critics

  • Forgotten Hamilton victories to join Schumacher ones, say fans

  • Tifosi pretty pleased it can’t come to Monza, if it’s honest with you

  • Racing Point cheating right out of Ferrari manual, say Ferrari

  • Bottas commits to one more Hamilton title

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  • Raikkonen 2008 form finally turns up
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