James Vowles apologizes for Sherzinger break up
Mercedes‘ tacticul guru, James Vowles has apologized to Lewis Hamilton for inadvertently causing his 6 year old break-up with glamorous yoghurt saleswoman, Nicole Scherzinger. (more…)
Hamilton worried Verstappen cornering bellend market
Lewis Hamilton is increasingly concerned Max Verstappen is stealing his carefully cultivated fanbase into wilful bellendedness. (more…)
Only supposed to provide the tits and diamonds says Monaco
The Monaco Grand Prix circuit is protesting that it’s only supposed to supply glamour and pizazz to the F1 calendar and there’s nothing in it’s contract about ‘racing.’ (more…)
Monaco shitting itself over Verstappen attendance
Monaco is bricking it as the Grand Prix venue anticipates the arrival of Max Verstappen at the currently pristine track. (more…)
Barcelona confirms it’s fucking boring
The Spanish Grand Prix has confirmed it is a complete waste of space as far as excitement, tension or decent racing goes. (more…)
World leaders to meet regarding Ericsson threat
Leaders of all the world’s nations are to meet to discuss the threat Swedish F1 driver Marcus Ericsson poses to the world. (more…)
Wacky Races to sue Baku for copyright infringement
The childrens’ television animation series, Wacky Races is suing the Azerbaijan Grand Prix for copying all its ideas. (more…)
Red Bull considering Verstappen XBox withdrawal
Red Bull Racing are considering the nuclear option of removing Max Verstappen’s XBox if the driver continues crashing, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Australian Grand Prix absolutely terrific apart from fact it was shit, says Brawn
Formula One Managing Director of Motorsports Ross Brawn thought the recent Australian Grand Prix was terrific so long as you ignored the fact it was terrible. (more…)
Ferrari leant us Fiat wheelnuts, admit Haas
Ferrari designed and built absolutely every piece of the Haas VF-18 except for the wheelnuts which they got from a Fiat dealership in Saffron Walden, admitted the team. (more…)
