Bottas comeback ends
Valtteri Bottas’ comeback has ended after a record single race. (more…)
Valtteri Bottas’ comeback has ended after a record single race. (more…)
F1 fans are sick of experts telling them there could be an F1 title fight when that is clearly abject bollocks. (more…)
Ferrari’s capitulation of the 2019 drivers’ and constructors championships is going to be an absolute doozy, everyone has concluded. (more…)
Lewis Hamilton has confirmed he has the first part of his superhero licence now he can 'fly'.
FOM will mostly be showing pornography during the 2019 F1 season. (more…)
Experts are still scratching their heads over Haas' decision to retain both its drivers for 2019.
Stevenage claims it’s really not all that bad especially since Lewis Hamilton left. (more…)
Kimi Raikkonen’s drunken antics at the recent FIA prize-giving ceremony has been voted more entertaining than most of the 2018 Grand Prix he competed in. (more…)
Fernando Alonso has told the F1 world not to be sad he’s gone because he’s definitely not going to miss them. (more…)
Esteban Ocon has mistakenly conflated his actions crashing into Max Verstappen with that of a lower league side knocking out a Premier League one in the FA Cup. (more…)
Jos Verstappen has grudgingly given in to the hype around his son but only now the 20 year old has physically confronted his fellow competitors. (more…)
Sebastian Vettel has managed to successfully synchronise German sporting failure by perfectly aligning his own metaphorical and literal car crash with that of his nation’s colossally embarrassing football team. (more…)
Williams aren’t asking George Russell for millions of pounds but do own his soul for perpetuity, the Grove team have confirmed. (more…)
UK F1 fans without a Sky subscription are thanking their lucky stars they get to see their favourite sport next year 4 hours after it happened for half the running time it actually took. (more…)
The form that would have helped Kimi Raikkonen to the 2008 World Title has finally turned up. (more…)
Stoffel Vandoorne has asked if that’s basically his motorsports career and what the fuck was the point of any of it? (more…)
Medical researchers have claimed that the Fernando Alonso virus has finally been defeated.
Indians were asking if they could have an alternative billionaire patriot to the Vijay Mallya one they’d been given as he’s basically gone and done the opposite of what one of those is supposed to do. (more…)