Fernando Alonso, waking up with a screaming hangover and no memory of the previous evening is praying he hasn't done something really, really stupid.
The father of 2 young children who had promised to take his family to Silverstone this year, punched the air upon hearing there wouldn't be spectators at this year's event.
Max Verstappen's absence from the Grand Prix circuits has helped ward off mounting toilet paper panic, F1 chiefs have confirmed.
Nico Hulkenberg is terrified he has created the Coronavirus epidemic out of his own vengeful mind.
Lewis Hamilton has confirmed that Nico Rosberg's 2019 Christmas card went the same way as the previous 3: straight into the #44 stencilled recycling bin.
Charles Leclerc has apologised for turning off his targeting computer whilst defending the lead from Lewis Hamilton at Sunday's Italian Grand Prix.
Sebastian Vettel has admitted his attempt to emulate former mentor and hero Michael Schumacher has overstepped the mark.
Alex Albon has thanked Red Bull for being given the opportunity to have his F1 career condensed to that of a Mayfly.
Red Bull have sent the bloke from their first team back to the second team they hired it from, joining the other bloke they'd done the same thing to in…
as' 5 year F1 plan was to turn into the clusterfuck team everyone thought they would be when they first turned a wheel at Melbourne in 2016.
2 Grand Prix in a row featuring nail-biting excitement can't shift the reality F1 is less exciting than cricket, say experts.
F1 has now moved into the quantum realm, scientists have confirmed.
Ferrari have insisted booing the 2019 Canadian Grand Prix podium was perfectly acceptable unlike on previous occasions when it wasn't.
Ferrari have asked if everyone couldn't come down to their level of absolute omnishambles.
is Hamilton has once again praised team-mate Valtteri Bottas for not being Nico Rosberg: the dastardly German who wouldn't let Lewis win all the time.
Charles Leclerc has apologised to his Ferrari team for being so fast.