Honda just fucking with Mclaren

Honda have revealed their 3 year partnership with Mclaren was simply for shits and giggles.

Turning up at the 2018 Barcelona pre-season tests and doing hundreds and hundreds of consecutive laps as if that were all perfectly normal, the Toro Rosso team couldn’t believe their luck that Honda turned out to be just incredibly vindictive about the Woking concern rather than simply being an engineering embarrassment chucklefest.

Honda F1 Technical Director, Toyoharu Tanabe said, “it’s true: the last 3 years has been an absolute blast for us at Honda watching everyone at Mclaren in despair.”

Parties round our house are a *riot*

Ron Dennis getting sacked, Jenson Button transforming into an ambition vacuum, Alonso running drunk across Andalucian fields at midnight dressed only in warpaint and Y-Fronts screaming obscenities at the moon.”

“It really has been awfully funny.”

Honda were absolutely terrible in their first year, mortally embarrassing in the second and egregiously harrowing for their final excruciating 365 days with F1’s second most successful and now funniest team of all time.

But they weren’t really all that bad; it was simply the most expensive laugh in automotive engineering history.

“I still remember Ron’s stupid fat balding face the day he got his marching orders for locking our clusterfuck arses to the Technology Centre for 5 years,” continued Tanabe.

“I will remember it forever with a fond heart for the undiluted joy it gave me and all the boys back in the factory.”

“What an absolute toolbox,” he guffawed, loudly.

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