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Scientists still struggling with Haas driver selection

Scientists still struggling with Haas driver selection

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 28, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Experts are still scratching their heads over Haas' decision to retain both its drivers for 2019.

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Stevenage: improved a hell of a lot since about 2008, says provincial town

Stevenage: improved a hell of a lot since about 2008, says provincial town

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 22, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Stevenage claims it’s really not all that bad especially since Lewis Hamilton left. (more…)

Continue Reading Stevenage: improved a hell of a lot since about 2008, says provincial town
Raikkonen drunk performance ranked 3rd most enjoyable 2018 Grands Prix

Raikkonen drunk performance ranked 3rd most enjoyable 2018 Grands Prix

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 15, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Kimi Raikkonen’s drunken antics at the recent FIA prize-giving ceremony has been voted more entertaining than most of the 2018 Grand Prix he competed in. (more…)

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Raikkonen Abu Dhabi bender finally ends

Raikkonen Abu Dhabi bender finally ends

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 13, 2018
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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You don’t get it: I’m just much better than this says Alonso

You don’t get it: I’m just much better than this says Alonso

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 28, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Fernando Alonso has told the F1 world not to be sad he’s gone because he’s definitely not going to miss them. (more…)

Continue Reading You don’t get it: I’m just much better than this says Alonso
Ocon in FA Cup confusion

Ocon in FA Cup confusion

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 19, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Esteban Ocon has mistakenly conflated his actions crashing into Max Verstappen with that of a lower league side knocking out a Premier League one in the FA Cup. (more…)

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Jos Verstappen finally proud of Max

Jos Verstappen finally proud of Max

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 15, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Jos Verstappen has grudgingly given in to the hype around his son but only now the 20 year old has physically confronted his fellow competitors. (more…)

Continue Reading Jos Verstappen finally proud of Max
Ocon submits Mercedes job application

Ocon submits Mercedes job application

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 12, 2018
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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German sporting catastrophe synchronisation most efficient in world, exclaims nation

German sporting catastrophe synchronisation most efficient in world, exclaims nation

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 20, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Sebastian Vettel has managed to successfully synchronise German sporting failure by perfectly aligning his own metaphorical and literal car crash with that of his nation’s colossally embarrassing football team. (more…)

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Yeah but we’ve got your soul, Williams tell Russell

Yeah but we’ve got your soul, Williams tell Russell

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 12, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Williams aren’t asking George Russell for millions of pounds but do own his soul for perpetuity, the Grove team have confirmed. (more…)

Continue Reading Yeah but we’ve got your soul, Williams tell Russell
Ferrari eclipse Brexit fuckwittery

Ferrari eclipse Brexit fuckwittery

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 9, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Ferrari are now the stupidest thing on the planet including Brexit, everyone’s agreed. (more…)

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Wolff spotted walking new dog

Wolff spotted walking new dog

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 5, 2018
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Hamilton-stopping strategy finally found

Hamilton-stopping strategy finally found

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:September 30, 2018
  • Post Category:In Pictures

Continue Reading Hamilton-stopping strategy finally found
Perez launches Ocon career metaphor

Perez launches Ocon career metaphor

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:September 17, 2018
  • Post Category:In Pictures

Continue Reading Perez launches Ocon career metaphor
Woop-dee-fucking-do say British F1 TV audiences

Woop-dee-fucking-do say British F1 TV audiences

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:September 14, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

UK F1 fans without a Sky subscription are thanking their lucky stars they get to see their favourite sport next year 4 hours after it happened for half the running time it actually took. (more…)

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Raikkonen 2008 form finally turns up

Raikkonen 2008 form finally turns up

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:September 5, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

The form that would have helped Kimi Raikkonen to the 2008 World Title has finally turned up. (more…)

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That’s it then is it? asks Vandoorne

That’s it then is it? asks Vandoorne

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 30, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Stoffel Vandoorne has asked if that’s basically his motorsports career and what the fuck was the point of any of it? (more…)

Continue Reading That’s it then is it? asks Vandoorne
Ricciardo wakes up from summer break trying to remember what the fuck he’s done

Ricciardo wakes up from summer break trying to remember what the fuck he’s done

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 22, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Daniel Ricciardo spent the summer break off his tits on so many different drugs he’s pretty certain he did something really stupid but can’t remember what exactly.

(more…)

Continue Reading Ricciardo wakes up from summer break trying to remember what the fuck he’s done
Alonso virus finally dead, proclaim researchers

Alonso virus finally dead, proclaim researchers

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 16, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Medical researchers have claimed that the Fernando Alonso virus has finally been defeated.

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Could we have a different Indian patriot please? say Indians

Could we have a different Indian patriot please? say Indians

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:August 9, 2018
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Indians were asking if they could have an alternative billionaire patriot to the Vijay Mallya one they’d been given as he’s basically gone and done the opposite of what one of those is supposed to do. (more…)

Continue Reading Could we have a different Indian patriot please? say Indians
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IN SHORT

  • Bottas doing Bottas critics’ job better than Bottas critics

  • Forgotten Hamilton victories to join Schumacher ones, say fans

  • Tifosi pretty pleased it can’t come to Monza, if it’s honest with you

  • Racing Point cheating right out of Ferrari manual, say Ferrari

  • Bottas commits to one more Hamilton title

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